Do we usually have a Darts thread

[happygilmore]

Great win just now for Scott Williams against the little German fella.

[Manuel]

"COYI - No one is going to take that nonsense seriously, but fwiw I personally I find it refreshing that there are still some kids around who enjoy a pint and a proper bit of grub who don't obsess about their appearance, I can only imagine you at one of your six figure corporate lunches eating a rocket salad and sipping your Acqua di Cristallo. Make no mistake, this kid has more talent in his little finger than you have in your entire body, taking into account his age I would say that he's a genius. No doubt you would also mock and discredit Ronnie O'Sullivan just for potting balls into a hole just a few feet away? It's also not just talent it's how he handles the pressure, I could pretty much guarantee you would shit yourself just playing for a pub side in a league, not that you would ever lower yourself to playing darts of course, you probably wouldn't go into a pub. Silly cսnt."

[Come On You Irons]

"I find the media talk about this tubby 35 year old looking lard arse as being the ""greatest ever sporting teenager"" hyperbolic nonsense. For a start, darts is no way a sport. It is a pub game played by beer swilling, junk food gorging fatties like Littler. To compare him to prime athletes in proper sports is farcical. Yes, he is very talented at accurately throwing arrows at a board a few feet away but a prime sports person that does not make him."

[Iron Duke]

"happygilmore 1:03 Wed Jan 3 I agree that Luke will give Luke a good game, but confidently predict that Luke will win."

[fraser]

"Missed the darts obviously, looking forward to the final tonight. My sofa a warm front room, no trains to get there and a lot more entertainment than last night.. Winning"

[Manuel]

"Sydney_Iron - You also said - ''I hope he gets to shag a few nice birds, with money and fame will come the fanny as i bet otherwise he would have to do with wanking on the porn sites and find a munter in his mid 20,s before losing his cherry!'' - but he has a girlfriend, she was on the stage with him last night. You should stop getting yourself all excited and posting complete dross."

[happygilmore]

Luke will give him a good game

[Pagey]

He’s got nerves of steel. Absolutely no fear when he walks onto that stage. Ridiculous what he’s doing at the age of 16.

[Iron Duke]

"Fuck me, what a player."

[Sydney_Iron]

Well done the kid! apart from losing the first set it was then all the podgy balding 16 year old. Take a bow son! That was impressive.

[violator]

"Already a shoe in for sports personality of the year, unless Earps catches three corners in one game and gets the vote again."

[Sydney_Iron]

"*Calling Litller ""ugly"" fucking phone....."

[Sydney_Iron]

"Calling Litller was a tad harsh, i take it back, what i meant was he is no handsome dude with the receding hairline and middle age spread and that Bum fluff of a beard! Hope he wins tonight though, come on big fella!"

[fraser]

"RM10 - what a cսnt you are.. Others have done the same.. Is calling someone fat mutually exclusive from wanting them to win, are you saying he isn't fat then.. I can't believe you're offended on his behalf.. Or calling someone ugly that you've never seen.. Are you fat and ugly by any chance?"

[fraser]

"RM10 - what a cսnt you are.. Others have done the same.. Is calling someone fat mutually exclusive from wanting them to win, are you saying he isn't fat then.. I can't believe you're offended on his behalf.. Or calling someone ugly that you've never seen.. Are you fat and ugly by any chance?"

[RM10]

"So after ugly Fraser taunts them for being fat he hopes he wins, tosser."

[w4hammer]

watched this yesterday - Littler is some player ...the way he switches from t20 to t19's then nails treble 18's if he's blocked or doesnt fancy them is something I havent seen as a tactic-- relentless darts chap.

[fraser]

"I hope he wins too... But an average UK teenager... I don't think so, I've not seen many 16yr Olds like him."

[Sydney_Iron]

"I hope he does win! Often these young sports stars that break onto the scene are good looking, super athletic, clean-living youngsters who get the best of everything. This kid maybe represents you average UK teenage white boy, overweight, not very good looking, lives on fast food and shit and i bet he can quaff a good few pints already. I hope he gets to shag a few nice birds, with money and fame will come the fanny............as i bet otherwise he would have to do with wanking on the porn sites and find a munter in his mid 20,s before losing his cherry!"

[Manuel]

"I fully expect him to win this now. Forget nerves stopping him, that ain't happening, he's just having a laugh up there."

[Come On You Irons]

"Awful performance from Michael Van Gerwen. Deserved to crash out. It's certainly opened up for the balding, beardy lardarse freak of a 16 year old."

[Sydney_Iron]

"Rob Cross beating Dobey 5-4 after being 4-0 down!!! Great darts. Littler into the Semis!!! Quite a story really, the balding bearded lard arse freak of a 16 years old, be one hell of a story if this kid goes on to win it....."

[fraser]

Mayonnaise... That and garlic sauce are just wrong..

[fraser]

RM10.. He probably could... But I still wouldn't want to be behind him. In a buffet.. Mind you if you're judgment is as good as it is with footballers.. You maybe wrong... You sad cսnt... Oh and how do you know what I look like.. Oh you don't...

[RM10]

I bet his dad would smash your ugly face Fraser.

[Manuel]

The only disappointing thing about this lad is he said he has mayonnaise on his kebabs instead of chilli sauce. A genius.