West Ham Online

"When this site went down I paid it a visit. My God, they make Sir Alf seem like Ricky Gervais - and no one called anyone a cսnt, or even a nincompoop. It's just pages upon pages of grey drivel. Thank the Lord for WHO!!"

"The Itks on Kumb stink the place out, someone on there was even using Hopper son as a credible source."

"'Million political threads', where?"

"terry-h 2:17 Tue Jan 23 ""I quite like Claret and Hugh. Hugh is an ok guy. After all he gave Sir Bobby a job when even the FA wouldn’t."" That was Sullivan, not Southon, who gave Moore the job."

I was kicked off Kumb years ago and never look there anymore. Piss awful site. I quite like Claret and Hugh. Hugh is an ok guy. After all he gave Sir Bobby a job when even the FA wouldn’t.

How could being described as the Cardigan or Chunky Sweater Wearing be taken as a compliment??? Daft buggers... Have to admit I went in there too to see if there was any news about this site and yep apparently WHO had finally died a death!!!! I felt sad.... but thanks to the upgrade from ZX-81 to Amstrad CPC like Gordon WHO is ALIVE!!!!

"This is still my favourite site. It’s the last remaining oasis in an ocean of bland social media sites, or safe-spacey don’t offended anyone websites like KUMB. I’ve not posted recently because logging in a fucking nightmare and I had to join Twitter to get my password reset. I didn’t last long there and deleted my account because I found myself getting involved with the knobs who post on there, but thanks to North Bank, I’m able to log in here and enjoy the petty squabbling, million political threads, Sold0 and the odd post about West Ham. Moyes Out!"

There are cardigans and cardigans though.

* spits toast all over screen * Ha Ha Ha ha!!! Spot on Kenzo son

"Alfs I’m nothing like Gervais !! He’s funny, I’m just boring and go on and on ;-). But good to hear KUMB is still as dull as dishwater ( again like me) :-)"

I bet the KUMB clock works though

"From KUMB Someone on WHO once described KUMB as the ""cardigan"" of West Ham forums. He meant it as an insult. When in fact, in his ignorance, he was paying it the biggest compliment he could. Pretty sure it was me... and in fact it was Chunky sweater wearing boring cunts rather than Cardigan wearing..."

"Yup can understand the exodus because all the political chest thumping on here... lets be honest it's mainly a fucked up speakers corner here rather than a West Ham site.... confirmed by the amount of replies on the political threads rather than the West ham ones.... the only one that comes near is the MOYES OUT one.... that's basically because Sir Alf has 5000 posts on there mentioning Moyes picking Soucek * SQUAWK *.... Anyway... over there (KUMB) they wear chunky M&S sweaters, smoke pipes, sit in slacks with crossed legs in comfortable reading chairs... and wear tartan designed slippers.... where as over here we wear Diadora elites, drink thatchers, wear baseball caps (back to front) or those peaky blinder shit cսnt things... and basically shove the word cսnt in every sentence .... so I suppose I'm here for the next few years..."

"Politics, schmolotics...."

"Politics, schmolotics...."

Sydney_Iron 5:11 Tue Jan 23 Thanks for the link. It's been an age since I even looked on there. Nice to see politics the main reason that people have turned off this site.

"I asked them for an account/password when we were still a .com site. Still waiting, but appreciate that as I've moved about a lot since then because of work, their reply missed me."

"They have their own thread about us as well!!! I actually registered for the first time when this site went down and i thought that was it, although i do often have a look at KUMB have never posted, its ok, i just prefer the rawness and freedom of WHO rather than be over moderated on sites like KUMB with MODs getting offended on your behalf, not tolerating arguments or swearing etc and then dishing out bans etc. Link here https://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=187852 Some interesting comments....the poster talking about the cardigan wearing that was made on WHO a few years ago about KUMB posters made me laugh, but in some ways does sum up KUMB as much as they say otherwise. Is a decent site though for the football and info side about West Ham, not slagging that side off at all."