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As is 'Hendo' Henderson. Rashford back in. Maguire left out


Goalkeepers:

• Jordan Pickford
• Dean Henderson
• Aaron Ramsdale
• James Trafford

Defenders:

• Marc Guehi
• Reece James
• Levi Colwill
• Ezri Konsa
• Tino Livramento

• Jarell Quansah

• Dan Burn
• Kyle Walker

• Myles Lewis-Skelly

Midfielders:

• Jude Bellingham
• Eberechi Eze
• Jordan Henderson
• Curtis Jones
• Cole Palmer
• Declan Rice
• Morgan Rogers

Forwards:

• Anthony Gordon
• Jarrod Bowen
• Phil Foden
• Marcus Rashford
• Dominic Solanke
• Harry Kane

Judged on that squad selection you’d have to say Tuchel is clueless and looks like the next England supremo that will fail. Lets hope it was just for continuity. I reckon the U21s could give the senior squad a good game.

German managing England? Me grandad and nan will be turning in their graves, what with the Jerries bombing our chip shop etc etc

Jordan fucking Henderson, and no Wan:Bissaka?
Outrageous!!!

Expect he will goose step up the tunnel 
And appear with a very narrow moustache 

Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: ↑15 Mar 2025, 01:40

Id love it if Tuchel strolled  out at wembley in a black leather trenchcoat 

The Kraut wears a chav style baseball cap. That is even worse.

Not forgetting the need for “high fives at the back” from the Wembley crowd.  

Perhaps have this fella leading the singing?



 

Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: ↑15 Mar 2025, 01:40 Id love it if Tuchel strolled  out at wembley in a black leather trenchcoat 

Sydney_Iron wrote: ↑14 Mar 2025, 19:52 Well done Bowen, always good to have a Hammer in the squad, if nothing else it makes many of these internationals (boring and pointless) a little more interesting to see how our players perform! granted this break is for WC qualifying, but many are the "friendly" kind, irrespective you have to expect nothing else by easy wins for England here!!!!i

What stood out for me was 4 Goalkeepers. WTF is that all about? 

Id love it if Tuchel strolled  out at wembley in a black leather trenchcoat 

'German picks shit England squad shocker'

Well done Bowen, always good to have a Hammer in the squad, if nothing else it makes many of these internationals (boring and pointless) a little more interesting to see how our players perform! granted this break is for WC qualifying, but many are the "friendly" kind, irrespective you have to expect nothing else by easy wins for England here!!!!i

What stood out for me was 4 Goalkeepers. WTF is that all about? 

I pleased for Bowen he’s having a good season, quite impressive considering how shit we are.

I would have Henderson in there as long as he doesn't get minutes.Be a go between.
But like Henry Winter says it's bi\are
There's no way he'll have more energy than Gibbs White or Wharton.
Gibbs White omission really poor. There's no form players as attacking front men,Bowen not playing in his best position and he's lucky to be there. Him or Foden as right attacker.
We are playing Albania and Latvia .We could start the four goalkeepers and still beat them. (probably a better defence )
I'm more pissed off that Kyle Walker is there. Wan Bassaka has been playing far better and contibutes more plus Qansah over Brainthwaite is mind boggling.One plays regualrly and is superior the other plays a few games and hasn't palyed well for most of the season.
Livramneto will hopefully start.
Not sure I'll watch it with a 11pm kick off. Why these games are on a Friday and Monday night,awful nights for footie.
MTFWIW
Pickford
Livramento
Konsa
Guehi
Burn/Colwill
Rice
Bellingham
Palmer/Rogers
Bowen
Kane
Gordon

that defence is a bit wonky.
Don't really want Burn a left back.

Where the hell is Guilerme btw

 

Should be Wharton instead of Henderson 

Watkins is apparently injured

 

Imagine taking 4 keepers and leaving Watkins out.

Wharton should be in there aswell! Absolute class player. If he played for Chelsea he would be straight in there. pathetic.

Most baffling squad I have ever seen. 

Cole Palmer
Too cold
pffffffffffft
Too fucking shit 

Shocking Squad. Lost hope already

Yeah Gibbs White is the obvious “less rich club” omission that really is baffling.  He’s been very good for a while, a team player and just what we need. Palmer is in a bad run of form but reputation and rich club gets him and some others in.  

Lee Trundle" wrote: ↑14 Mar 2025, 13:14

Maverick180180 wrote: ↑14 Mar 2025, 13:03 More likely they’ll put in a transfer request though if their goal is to play for England 

Players don't really hand in transfer requests nowadays, do they?

El Scorchio" wrote: ↑14 Mar 2025, 12:52

Maverick180180 wrote: ↑14 Mar 2025, 12:21 I’d lay money that the Forest players that have been snubbed would suddenly find themselves in the squad if Forest do manage to finish in the top 4, but not before

Or if they get a move to Man U, Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool or Chelsea. Instant promotion to the squad. 

Maverick180180 wrote: ↑14 Mar 2025, 13:03 More likely they’ll put in a transfer request though if their goal is to play for England 

More likely they’ll put in a transfer request though if their goal is to play for England 

I'd be delighted if I was a Forest fan if none of my players get called up, in the position they're in.

Maverick180180 wrote: ↑14 Mar 2025, 12:21 I’d lay money that the Forest players that have been snubbed would suddenly find themselves in the squad if Forest do manage to finish in the top 4, but not before

I’d lay money that the Forest players that have been snubbed would suddenly find themselves in the squad if Forest do manage to finish in the top 4, but not before