What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 26 Mar 2025, 21:35
by F 129 Row66
My vote goes to a song sung at Arsenal to the tune of Rule Britannia:
Good old Arsenal,
We're proud to sing that name.
While we sing this song,
We'll win the game.
Arsenal were playing in a big final, and because they didn't have a song. The Big Match had a competition for fans to write the words to Land of Hope and Glory. They were prevented from this by the Elgar Society, and in the absence of sufficient time, Jimmy Hill wrote the above songs lyrics.
The sad thing about this is that it is still being sung, as I heard it watching some Arsenal highlights last week.
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 13:22
by Gary Strodders shank
Leeds fans "Jimmy Saville he's one of our own" must be up there.
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Pub Bigot" wrote: ↑27 Mar 2025, 12:09
My biggest concern is the away crowed feel as disinterested at times as the home one.
Because it's the same old lot getting tickets every time.
We have better atmospheres away in the cups where more away tickets are available and it's not just down to the number of away fans, more to people who don't usually get the chance to go enjoying the experience.
Newcastle away on a Monday night where loads of the regulars sold their tickets yielded a better atmosphere too.
There’s a lot of truth this. I missed Newcastle away and a mate was in the home end and the atmosphere was rocking. Derby in the cup a few years back was a cracker, with the old songbook out.
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Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 12:14
by Mad Ferret
Pub Bigot" wrote: ↑27 Mar 2025, 12:09
My biggest concern is the away crowed feel as disinterested at times as the home one.
Because it's the same old lot getting tickets every time.
We have better atmospheres away in the cups where more away tickets are available and it's not just down to the number of away fans, more to people who don't usually get the chance to go enjoying the experience.
Newcastle away on a Monday night where loads of the regulars sold their tickets yielded a better atmosphere too.
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 12:13
by violator
Yids stealing the Saints song has to be up there.
2-4-6-8 who do we appreciate, l-u-t-o-n .LUUUUUUUUUUTON...had to endure that all game once at that shit pit
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 12:09
by Pub Bigot
You’ll never walk Alone make my teeth itch, as does North London Forever from the South London nomads.
As for West Ham, none really bother me. But to say we’re not inventive; Just sold my Car, Steidten going to Amsterdam, the Chicharito song; all good and all recent.
My biggest concern is the away crowed feel as disinterested at times as the home one.
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Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 11:46
by wils
"We've got super David Mooooooyyyyyyyeeeeessssss"
I hated that dirge before we even start on the cringe triggered by the claim Moyes is 'super'.
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 11:28
by Mad Ferret
I cringe whenever we chant anything about Spurs, to be honest.
Especially that ‘what do you think of Tottenham’ chant. Also ‘we hate Tottenham more than you’ when playing Arsenal. Makes me want to vom.
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 10:07
by Dick Shaftsbury
That fucking "West Ham are massive" chant we sing. It's shit.
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Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 09:59
by Ladysmith
To the tune of we're lost in music, west ham fans singing to Man u fans
We're lost in munich, caught on a plane
absolutely disgraceful!
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 09:39
by Swiss.
The Payet/Ozil song was cringe worthy.
""Ï don't think your really understand""
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 09:26
by Alwaysaniron
That total bucket of wank 'North London Forever' worst song I've ever heard at any ground anywhere.
TOTAL CUNTS SONG
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 09:15
by Alwaysaniron
That total bucket of wank 'North London Forever' worst song I've ever heard at any ground anywhere.
TOTAL CUNTS SONG
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 08:18
by Helmut Shown
"Oh when the Sp*rs go marching in" sounds like a funeral dirge
Also that mindless "Liverpool Liver-poo-el" shit that the scousers sing
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 07:07
by Far Cough UKunt
The Hull City clawing like a Tiger thing. How utterly pathetic.
Oh I see someone has mentioned it already. That's how fucking shit it is.
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 06:52
by Manuel
Nobody chants 'here we go' anymore after an encouraging attack
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 06:33
by only1billybonds
The Hull City "You're getting mauled by the tigers" was bad enough but when they started doing that mad clawing motion with their hands it was beyond cringe.
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Leavemyarcelona wrote: ↑26 Mar 2025, 22:57
"Champions of.Europe We know what we are"
"Irons"
ww use to be really inventive with our.chants
it's the modern world fella ...our fan base is unrecognisable to me now.
bods like myself have been cancelled... literally.
But I'm going NOWHERE
I liked the irony of that Champions of Europe and even more West Ham are massive.
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 27 Mar 2025, 01:29
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Leavemyarcelona wrote: ↑26 Mar 2025, 22:57
"Champions of.Europe We know what we are"
"Irons"
ww use to be really inventive with our.chants
it's the modern world fella ...our fan base is unrecognisable to me now.
bods like myself have been cancelled... literally.
But I'm going NOWHERE
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 26 Mar 2025, 22:57
by Leavemyarcelona
"Champions of.Europe We know what we are"
"Irons"
ww use to be really inventive with our.chants
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 26 Mar 2025, 22:36
by Gank
Steady wrote: ↑26 Mar 2025, 22:08
Not necessarily shit songs, but Spurs are the most embarrassing.
Nicked ‘Glory glory’ off of Man Utd. ‘Oh when the Spurs’ is a rip off from Southampton’s ‘oh when the Saints’. They’ve also turned Millwall’s no one likes us into ‘we are Tottenham, super Tottenham’, most unoriginal boring fans going.
Absolutely correct.
This season they've even started singing "let em come, let em come, let em co-o-o-om, let em all come down to The Lane" also stolen from Millwall.
They have no shame at all.
Re: What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.
Posted: 26 Mar 2025, 22:08
by Steady
Not necessarily shit songs, but Spurs are the most embarrassing.
Nicked ‘Glory glory’ off of Man Utd. ‘Oh when the Spurs’ is a rip off from Southampton’s ‘oh when the Saints’. They’ve also turned Millwall’s no one likes us into ‘we are Tottenham, super Tottenham’, most unoriginal boring fans going.
