Hopefully that's the last we see of the overhyped cսnt.
Out the door 1st Jan.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 20:06
by Mex Martillo
I liked Paqueta and appreciate his statement. Don't care if he didn't write it, he approved it and posted it or whatever. He was a frustrating player, and on the whole it didn't work towards the end. I enjoyed a lot of his play and he gave us quite a bit of enjoyment.
Have to acknowledge good time for him to go, as we are finding we can do well without him.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 20:04
by BurlingtonB
Flattered to deceive most of the time when he wasn’t diving.. Glad he’s gone -we’ll be a better team without him and will hopefully allow Fernandez to show what he can do now.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 19:55
by pdcwhu
He was a Class player
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 19:40
by Massive Attack
When he blags needing to move to protect his mental health, how about everyone else still at the Clubs mental health when constantly having to put up with his petulance, poor performances and highly suspect betting scandal? Sorry forgot, that shit only works one way when a spoilt player is desperate to leave on mega money and all the trappings.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 19:36
by smartypants
We all just need to remember that he was off to City 2 years ago, if he’d had his way.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 19:29
by MaryMillingtonsGhost
Iron Duke" wrote: ↑28 Jan 2026, 19:25
Your beard is shit by the way. And you’re a rubbish dancer.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 19:25
by Iron Duke
Thanks for all the times you lost the ball, fell over and sat on the ground waving your hands at the referee while the other team launched a dangerous counter attack. Thanks for the rediculously petulant red card against Liverpool, when we were only a goal down. And thanks for deciding to not make yourself available for the last three games because you were sad.
Your beard is shit by the way. And you’re a rubbish dancer.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 19:11
by MaryMillingtonsGhost
El Scorchio" wrote: ↑28 Jan 2026, 18:38
So long and thanks for all the fish
Possibly should've posted this on the WAYLTN thread:
A GOOD player on his day. A potentially EXCELLENT player on his day.
Unfortunately, those days turned into weeks if not months.
Like most others that wear the C and B, think he always saw us as a stepping stone to bigger and better things. That cսnt Kudus springs to mind.
Didn't really help himself with the 'staying for the remainder of the season' shit, only to want to fuck off like a rat up a drain pipe as soon as.
Still, I wish him no ill will (if for no other reason than THAT pass in Prague).
Yet another 'could've been', consigned to memory.
It's the West Ham way.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 18:44
by gpike
Bye bye.. delighted with this
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 18:38
by El Scorchio
Yeah I can understand some of the stuff he's saying obviously directed at the FA and others and I have limited sympathy for how he's been treated and how it probably affected him but some of it is just bollocks about never wanting to leave. Also 'Not wanting to leave but wanting to return home' is absolute spin at it's best.
So long and thanks for all the fish
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 18:36
by Nutsin
Sounds like he wants to get the hell out of dodge before any new evidence appears.
I noted that he didn’t mention the fans in his farewell statement.
Im glad he is leaving and even happier we got a chunk of change for him too. Could have been a lot worse.
Best for both sides that he moves on. I personally think Fernandez will fill that role better anyway.
stubbo-admin wrote: ↑28 Jan 2026, 18:06
LUCAS PAQUETA STATEMENT:
Hello Hammers! I want to thank everyone at the club: staff, employees, and players, for the years I’ve spent here. These have been unique, memorable moments. Some happy, some not. But I always tried to be my best self - and we all know why that’s no longer possible. Some scars I’ll carry for the rest of my life, and one made me realise I can’t keep fighting against something that’s no longer for me.
I refused offers from rival teams to stay in Europe. I never asked to leave. I did ask to return home, and I hope someday you’ll understand that nothing is more comforting than going back home. I need this for my mental health, my wife, and my children.
I need to find joy in football again, and regain my peace. I realised that here I’d still need to fight battles that aren’t mine anymore. It was never about the club’s current situation. When I arrived, we faced similar challenges, but ultimately won a title that will forever be a part of history.
I know some won’t remember me fondly, and I’m sorry - but that pass to Bowen came from someone who stayed true to his dream.
I’m going home, but I’ll always support you. Thank you for everything, West Ham.
The language and the use of em dashes make that look like ChatGPT wrote it.
ChatShit probably kept asking him whether he was sure this is a good idea to try and butter up West Ham fans who can smell bullshit a mile off as he types that guff midway through a perilous relegation battle.
I think ChatShit's covering for him...
Nope — I didn’t help Lucas Paquetá write that
But I will say: it reads like a pretty classic modern football farewell statement — emotional, reflective, carefully diplomatic, and clearly written (or at least polished) with PR/media people involved.
Most players at that level don’t publish something like this entirely on their own.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 18:14
by wils
stubbo-admin wrote: ↑28 Jan 2026, 18:06
LUCAS PAQUETA STATEMENT:
Hello Hammers! I want to thank everyone at the club: staff, employees, and players, for the years I’ve spent here. These have been unique, memorable moments. Some happy, some not. But I always tried to be my best self - and we all know why that’s no longer possible. Some scars I’ll carry for the rest of my life, and one made me realise I can’t keep fighting against something that’s no longer for me.
I refused offers from rival teams to stay in Europe. I never asked to leave. I did ask to return home, and I hope someday you’ll understand that nothing is more comforting than going back home. I need this for my mental health, my wife, and my children.
I need to find joy in football again, and regain my peace. I realised that here I’d still need to fight battles that aren’t mine anymore. It was never about the club’s current situation. When I arrived, we faced similar challenges, but ultimately won a title that will forever be a part of history.
I know some won’t remember me fondly, and I’m sorry - but that pass to Bowen came from someone who stayed true to his dream.
I’m going home, but I’ll always support you. Thank you for everything, West Ham.
The language and the use of em dashes make that look like ChatGPT wrote it.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 18:11
by Massive Attack
Never asked to leave but handed in a transfer request.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 18:06
by stubbo-admin
LUCAS PAQUETA STATEMENT:
Hello Hammers! I want to thank everyone at the club: staff, employees, and players, for the years I’ve spent here. These have been unique, memorable moments. Some happy, some not. But I always tried to be my best self - and we all know why that’s no longer possible. Some scars I’ll carry for the rest of my life, and one made me realise I can’t keep fighting against something that’s no longer for me.
I refused offers from rival teams to stay in Europe. I never asked to leave. I did ask to return home, and I hope someday you’ll understand that nothing is more comforting than going back home. I need this for my mental health, my wife, and my children.
I need to find joy in football again, and regain my peace. I realised that here I’d still need to fight battles that aren’t mine anymore. It was never about the club’s current situation. When I arrived, we faced similar challenges, but ultimately won a title that will forever be a part of history.
I know some won’t remember me fondly, and I’m sorry - but that pass to Bowen came from someone who stayed true to his dream.
I’m going home, but I’ll always support you. Thank you for everything, West Ham.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 17:40
by Gank
Massive Attack" wrote: ↑28 Jan 2026, 17:11
He had more tricks (when he weren't gifting it back to the opposition) but the 1 player in our Squad post Rice that is the most talented is Bowen.
I don't know about that, Bowen is a bit of a one-trick pony. It's a great trick but until last week, teams who had him sussed would show him onto the line and that was the end of that.
The right-footed cross for the goal at the weekend was great, so I'm crossing my fingers that he is now a two-trick pony.
Paqueta is much more versatile and a better tackler, obviously both suited to different positions but if you're looking for The West Ham Way then you don't sell Kudus and Paqueta and keep Bowen. Perhaps if Paqueta is replaced by someone with a range of passing to free up Bowen in different ways it will end up being a positive move. A Carrick type, but we've finally got rid of Rodrigues so I doubt we'll be looking for a slower central midfielder to replace a flair player. Even Coufal was more West Ham Way for a defender than all of our current ones. Not that I think we should have kept him, it's just that in our desperation to stay up we're losing our identity. I'd sooner go down than that, but in this age of football we would lose all the flair if that happened anyway.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 17:39
by honky cat
Even if he's the greatest player we ever had, he's been a massive cսnt for wanting away, and dictating where he goes to, when we are at our lowest point.
His penalties were as close to a sure thing as you get
He had some moments of shithousery that were a joy to behold
..and he played THAT pass to Bowen in Prague
He's the kind of player I always wish to have in the team. We look back to a player like Di Canio with rose tinted glasses, and forget he was a stroppy, away-day skipping, in and out genious.
Pre-betting trial, Paqueta was in tremendous form and worth the entrance money. He's still been a key component in a team that has been horrible to watch since then....we shouldn't forget he's lacked the runners and the central forward making the movements to feed the ball to, and worked under a succession of managers who were frankly anti-football.
Was he consistent? No. Was he ultimately a bit disappoint? Yes. But did he give us the kind of moments that only a player like that can, and are what makes football the emotional, enjoyable experience it can be? Absolutely.
I'll miss West ham having a player in the sqaud like Lucas Paqueta...the soert of player that other teams covet. That attracts players that just want to play with a player like that. The most talented player in the squad. We're a poorer setup for him not being with us anymore.
Absolutely. Proper West Ham player in my opinion. The betting scandal and some shit signings in midfield didn't help him. Good luck to him at home in Brazil
His penalties were as close to a sure thing as you get
He had some moments of shithousery that were a joy to behold
..and he played THAT pass to Bowen in Prague
He's the kind of player I always wish to have in the team. We look back to a player like Di Canio with rose tinted glasses, and forget he was a stroppy, away-day skipping, in and out genious.
Pre-betting trial, Paqueta was in tremendous form and worth the entrance money. He's still been a key component in a team that has been horrible to watch since then....we shouldn't forget he's lacked the runners and the central forward making the movements to feed the ball to, and worked under a succession of managers who were frankly anti-football.
Was he consistent? No. Was he ultimately a bit disappoint? Yes. But did he give us the kind of moments that only a player like that can, and are what makes football the emotional, enjoyable experience it can be? Absolutely.
I'll miss West ham having a player in the sqaud like Lucas Paqueta...the soert of player that other teams covet. That attracts players that just want to play with a player like that. The most talented player in the squad. We're a poorer setup for him not being with us anymore.
While I agree with the sentiment of the above, I can't think of any players we have attracted because Lucas was there that have made a difference.
His penalties were as close to a sure thing as you get
He had some moments of shithousery that were a joy to behold
..and he played THAT pass to Bowen in Prague
He's the kind of player I always wish to have in the team. We look back to a player like Di Canio with rose tinted glasses, and forget he was a stroppy, away-day skipping, in and out genious.
Pre-betting trial, Paqueta was in tremendous form and worth the entrance money. He's still been a key component in a team that has been horrible to watch since then....we shouldn't forget he's lacked the runners and the central forward making the movements to feed the ball to, and worked under a succession of managers who were frankly anti-football.
Was he consistent? No. Was he ultimately a bit disappoint? Yes. But did he give us the kind of moments that only a player like that can, and are what makes football the emotional, enjoyable experience it can be? Absolutely.
I'll miss West ham having a player in the sqaud like Lucas Paqueta...the soert of player that other teams covet. That attracts players that just want to play with a player like that. The most talented player in the squad. We're a poorer setup for him not being with us anymore.
I'd agree with that. Not the same level as Di Canio maybe, but on the whole I liked him. Worked hard, too.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 17:11
by Massive Attack
He had more tricks (when he weren't gifting it back to the opposition) but the 1 player in our Squad post Rice that is the most talented is Bowen.
His penalties were as close to a sure thing as you get
He had some moments of shithousery that were a joy to behold
..and he played THAT pass to Bowen in Prague
He's the kind of player I always wish to have in the team. We look back to a player like Di Canio with rose tinted glasses, and forget he was a stroppy, away-day skipping, in and out genious.
Pre-betting trial, Paqueta was in tremendous form and worth the entrance money. He's still been a key component in a team that has been horrible to watch since then....we shouldn't forget he's lacked the runners and the central forward making the movements to feed the ball to, and worked under a succession of managers who were frankly anti-football.
Was he consistent? No. Was he ultimately a bit disappoint? Yes. But did he give us the kind of moments that only a player like that can, and are what makes football the emotional, enjoyable experience it can be? Absolutely.
I'll miss West ham having a player in the sqaud like Lucas Paqueta...the soert of player that other teams covet. That attracts players that just want to play with a player like that. The most talented player in the squad. We're a poorer setup for him not being with us anymore.
I agree with his worth pre betting trial. But don't think he was anything like Di-Canio nor do I think he will he be remembered for anything other than the pass to Bowen.
The most talented player in the squad? In terms of what he was capable of, perhaps. But in terms of his all round game, eg passing, then I wouldn't be so sure.
I certainly don't think we are poorer without him. If we are then it's certainly not discernible in the results when he isn't playing. My view is he has been liability for the last year or so and I am glad to see the back of him. Being the most capable player doesn't change that.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 17:02
by stubbo-admin
Here's a little reminder..after 50 appearances for us:
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 16:59
by stubbo-admin
He scored some great goals
He played some exquisite passes
He performed some outrageous tricks and flicks
He tackled hard
His penalties were as close to a sure thing as you get
He had some moments of shithousery that were a joy to behold
..and he played THAT pass to Bowen in Prague
He's the kind of player I always wish to have in the team. We look back to a player like Di Canio with rose tinted glasses, and forget he was a stroppy, away-day skipping, in and out genious.
Pre-betting trial, Paqueta was in tremendous form and worth the entrance money. He's still been a key component in a team that has been horrible to watch since then....we shouldn't forget he's lacked the runners and the central forward making the movements to feed the ball to, and worked under a succession of managers who were frankly anti-football.
Was he consistent? No. Was he ultimately a bit disappoint? Yes. But did he give us the kind of moments that only a player like that can, and are what makes football the emotional, enjoyable experience it can be? Absolutely.
I'll miss West ham having a player in the sqaud like Lucas Paqueta...the soert of player that other teams covet. That attracts players that just want to play with a player like that. The most talented player in the squad. We're a poorer setup for him not being with us anymore.
Re: Crapaqueta
Posted: 28 Jan 2026, 16:55
by Massive Attack
He got way too much credit (he deserves some) for that pass. It was Bowen who did most of the work by signalling he was willing to run in to that gaping space in behind and then the rest was all on Bowen to score it under pressure from a defender and an on rushing Keeepr.
For the most part he has been a let down with an awful professionalism/attitude to jump ship when the shit hits the fan when all the Club ever did was stand by him unequivocally. We deserved better treatment than that and in my opinion he did get caught out being a greedy cսnt with his pals through the bookies.
