If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 16:26
by wils
(Thread at WHU(Exeter)'s suggestion)
For me, difficult to beat either of those two spaniards from Saturday. But Gary Lineker is up there.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 16:56
by THUNDERCLINT
Paul Gascoigne, through Gary Linekar's head.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 16:49
by Leonard Hatred
NEYMAR used to give me the hump with his ridiculous diving and cheating.
He was a global laughing stock because of it.
Everyone does it now though, even English West Ham players.
Shameful and embarrassing.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 16:42
by twoleftfeet
Steven Gerrard.
Just for ruining my 2006
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 16:34
by Massive Attack
El Hadji Diouf
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 16:33
by Leonard Hatred
Willie Young.
THAT foul on Paul Allen has given me a dislike of Arsenal that continues to this day.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 16:32
by zico
To be honest anyone who dives and cheats. I could have quite happily smacked Paqueta several times. However, that's not the way, one thing I did love was when Big Sam just laughed at Chico Flores, that just embarrases them. Priceless...
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 16:32
by WHU(Exeter)
Steve Archibald.
I would've taken a 10 match ban.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.