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"If you are stuck at home and bored like me. How about exercising the old grey cells? I have for a number of years run quiz nights and couple of times a year. I was due to do one tomorrow which is now cancelled So I have a bank of questions sitting in my computer's hard drive. They are quite eclectic in their nature. I am thinking I could put up a set of questions for which you write down your answers. After 30mins or so I will put up the answers. DO NOT POST YOUR ANSWERS. before I post the right answers. You mark your own answers and post your score. I will then record the scores and at the end of the ""lockdown"" we will see who is WHO's brainbox supreme. Obiviously no looking up the answers (you only cheat yourselves) Word of warning these won't be easy questions as they have been devised for teams of six. Forming teams on here might be too problematic. So I'll try to pick out the easier questions. Any interest?"

"Same here with the scoring. Only correct answers were Chloe Shane, Bryan McFadden, Mark Roman Keating, Duffy, Stephen Gately I didn't even know wick LGBT whatever meant!"

"Same here with the scoring. Only correct answers were Chloe Shane, Bryan McFadden, Mark Roman Keating, Duffy, Stephen Gately I didn't even know wick LGBT whatever meant!"

You're going to have to help me with the scoring. I knew 1 kardashian sister Joe lycett off of the sewing thing 3 of westlife. And that is it.

"Here is the Viva-El Turpinator Reverse Bollock Theory Quiz for Monday. A reminder that correct answers collect minus points and some soul searching, but blissful ignorance collects Plus points and a sense of general wellbeing. Make guesses if you don't know and hope you are off the mark. 1 Who are the Current Champions of England’s Women’s Football Super League. MINUS 1 Chelsea 2. What is the preferred number of women that make up an Olympic women’s synchronized swimming team. Secondly, what is the new name for Synchronized swimming Minus 1 for each 8 and Artistic Swimming 3. Name the winners of this years fucking Love Island. Texas you can do Usa version. Minus 1 for each Millie Court and Liam Reardon. Usa Olivia Kaiser and Korey Gandy 4 RHOChesire is a Reality Television series that has been going for 14 series and over 140 episodes here in the Uk. What does RHO stand for. minus 1 Real Housewives Of 5 Name the two sisters of Kim Kardashian Minus 1 for each Kourtney and Khloe 6. It is almost impossible to not know what LGBTQ stands for, but there are some very confused people out there who form part of LGBTQIA. Minus 1 for knowing what the I stands for and Minus 5 if you have any fucking idea what it is defined as. Clue, it’s not Inbred Intersex, used for a variety of situations in which a person is born with reproductive or sexual anatomy that doesn’t fit the boxes of “female” or “male.” 7 Name the two men dancing together on this years Strictly Come Dancing Minus 1 for each John Whaite and Johannes Radebe . Extra Minus point if you know which one is the supposed celebrity 8 Who presented this years Great British Sewing Bee. Minus 1 and Minus 2 if you know who is presenting next year’s televisual feast. Clue, it’s not Alex Jones or Jemaine fucking Jenas Joe Lycett and Sara Pascoe 9. Boy Bands. Westlife and Boyzone. Minus 1 for each first name you know and minus 2 if you know the surname as well. There are 5 in each. If you get a name correct but place it in the wrong band (which is what I did) then its plus points Westlife Shane Filan Markus Feehily Kian Egan Nicky Byrne Brian McFadden Boyzone Keith Duffy Stephen Gately Michael Graham Ronan Keating Shane Lynch 10. What Tv channel Hosts RuPaul’s Drag Race U.K. Minus 1 and Minus 1 for knowing each of the three other judges apart from Mr RuPaul himself. Texas you can do the Us version BBC fucking 3 so we are paying for it, Michelle Visage Alan Carr Graham Norton VH1 Ross Mathews Carson Kressley Michelle Visage So Minus or Plus 48 is the maximum."

"Sorry for jumping in before turps answers, but thought I would put two quizzes down for tomorrow and Wednesday. Still no PC so done manually with phone, pen and paper and no bloody copy and paste!! Will hopefully keep you going for a couple of days. TUESDAY - Current Affairs 1. Alec Baldwin has unfortunately been in the news, but for three points what are the first names of his three brothers? 2. Daniel Craig has finally hung up his Walther PPK, or whatever Bond uses these days, with the latest 007 adventure, No Time To Die. His first outing as Bond was in Casino Royale but in which year? 3. Which British comedian is currently filming a controversial drama titled The Reckoning where he plays disgraced Tv and radio host Jimmy Saville? 4. Manchester United 0 Liverpool 5. Mo Salah with a hat trick but for two points which players scored the other two goals? 5. A signed pair of trainers used by whom have sold at auction for a record $1.47m (£1.1m)? 6. New York Governer Andrew Cuomo has quit after sexual harassment allegations against him. He is to replaced by his deputy who will become New York's first female Governor. Name her? 7. Name the former Facebook employee who is the Facebook Whistleblower in the news after a now famous 60 minutes interview? 8. William Shatner boldly became the oldest person in space on Jeff Bezos Blue Origin rocket. How old is Shatner? 9. Name the British Business Woman who was a figure head in the recent Saudi takeover at Newcastle United? 10. Tyson Fury knocked Deontay Wilder out in which round of Fury Wilder 3 in Las Vegas? ---‐---‐------‐---‐------‐----------------------------------------------- WEDNESDAY - General Knowledge 1. How many time zones are there in Russia? 2. Which country has the most islands in the world? 3. What is the name of the lowest/deepest natural place on earth? 4. How many keys does a classical piano have? 5. What was the clothing company NIKE originally called? 6. What is the main component in glass? 7. What number is fictional car Herbie the Beetle? 8. Robert Candrey wrote the first what? 9. When referring to a Cash Machine what does ATM stand for? 10. In the 1999 League Cup West Ham were ordered to replay a Quarter Final against Aston Villa after bringing on Cup Tied substitute Manny Omoyimni. For whom had Omoyimni played in a previous round?"

You're all heart Mad Dog!

"Here is the Viva-El Turpinator Reverse Bollock Theory Quiz for Monday. A reminder that correct answers collect minus points and some soul searching, but blissful ignorance collects Plus points and a sense of general wellbeing. Make guesses if you don't know and hope you are off the mark. 1

"To reuse part of my billy madison quote ""I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"""

"Another zero, although I request a half a point for answering Q2 with Alien and not AlienS. Although the way you capitalized the S, in a kind of fuck off everyone who answered Alien kind of way, makes me think my request will fall on deaf ears............................... Nice weekend all."

"I had a quick look and got 5. Bit of a film buff me so was annoyed I didn't get spy who loved me or shawshank, two of my favourite films. Plenty of head slaps though once I saw the answers. I agree though MD I'm fascinated by the differences in people's knowledge, which makes doing quizzes really tough when you are trying to please everyone. The financial quiz the other day I found really tough but there were high scores, so the way I look at it is you learn something new every day!! Thanks guys for helping out this week it's been appreciated."

The 4 films I'd seen I got but if you haven't seen the film then

"0nly 2 Mad Dog, Geography, History but not dates and Science especially Nuclear Physics, if I had the material and equipment, I reckon I could make a thermo-nuclear device, it's not as difficult as it sounds but having material is the key"

"Zero for me too. Seen about a third of them but just don't remember quotes, unless perhaps I watch them a few times, which is very rare."

"Wow I thought people would nail this one, that's why I threw a couple of obscure ones in there to separate the men from the boys.. Weird how people are scoring highly on some obscure stuff like the money markets quiz, but struggling with (in some cases) well known film quotes. I've always been fascinated by people's differing general knowledge"

Zero for me also although I head seen a couple of the films

"You've not seen ghostbusters, superman or back to the future??????"

PS Didn't see any of those films

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"I'm quite glad I changed the team america quote from ""you are worthress arec barwin"" before I posted it."

"4, was lucky to get that many"

"4, was lucky to get that many"

Yes. Of course. No idea why I put platoon. I'll amend.

"14. I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. Platoon No, Full Metal Jacket."

"1.        I’ve told you before Hans, we don’t have any weapons of mass destruction Team america 2.       Get away from her you BITCH AlienS 3.       Next time someone asks you if you are a god you say YES Ghostbusters 4.       I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddammit spine The running man 5.       Aw Mr taggert, you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore Blazing saddles 6.       That’s where I met Bob.  Bob had bitch tits. Fight club 7.       Ronald Reagan? The actor?  Who's vice president... Jerry Lewis? Back to the future 8.       You’ve got me? Who's got you Superman 9.       I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but if you have the time I’d rather not spend thr rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH! The thing 10.   I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick as They live 11.   So tell me james, do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow? Tomorrow never dies 12.   You want to be a big cop?  Then fuck off down the model village Hot fuzz 13.   Let’s head down into the celler and carve ourselves a witch Evil dead 2 14.   I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. Full metal jacket 15.   The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps. Pulp fiction 16.   All those feathers and he still can’t fly The spy who loved me 17.   I ate a baby Austin powers.  The spy who shagged me (ill accept Austin powers 2) 18.                I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I? don't wanna know Shawshank redemption 19.                No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend. The other guys 20.               what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy maddison"

"Hi all just an update. Thanks to westside and mad dog for standing in. I've managed to make a note of the scores and the spread sheet is is on a USB so that shouldn't be a problem. My PC needs a new power supply and motherboard. I've taken my D link and acronis to the guy this morning and the ""hope"" is he may be able to grab the latest back up image back onto the machine when it all works! Otherwise it's a new windows installation and all the shit that comes with it. You would think that there was an easy way to ""upgrade"" or ""replace"" these days!! So motherboard should get to the shop Monday and we shall see but hoping someone can stand in on Monday? Can't believe how bloody lost I feel without a PC!!!"