West Ham Online

"Free agency started last night and was pretty crazy some huge money being spent. Osweiler getting £18m a year for the Texans, leaving the Broncos without a QB, Giants have spent a fortune on good but not great players, Oliver Vernon has more guaranteed money than JJ Watt. lots more deals but cant be bothered to list them all."

Getting paid all money to lip sync.

proper barrel scraping with this pair

"The only place there are 1st rounders, most of the offence have been all over the place or weren't fancied, with staley, Coleman and Sanders being the mega experienced lads."

Very very conservative from shanahan then! Clearly doesnt trust Jimmy G to throw the ball when the defence us expecting the pass!

rag tags my backside

"Rag tags is a bit strong, how many first round draft picks are on that defence?"

"Pretty cagey so far and took us far too long to get the run game going, considering their defence isnt that tood against it. And yes, deebo is a fantastic little player and a proper tough one as well. For a team with loads of rag tags, we've done well getting this far."

Cant velieve the patriots bought in deebo samuel for a workout predraft and they chose to go with Nkeal Harry

Bring the Juice

Big stop for the defence there!

Think Tom Brady just announced he's staying with the patriots during a Hulu advert

Blimey

Mind you. Looks as though the 49ers are going for the passing game. This is going to be fun..

In a way I hope this is alll but over for either team inside 2 quarters as I'm shattered and I ain't gonna watch fucking Jennifer Lopez and Shakira

Reinventing Mahomes as as rushing quaterback gives it a new dimension.

"zeb, as I thought might happen, the niners are struggling to contain them"

"Takashi Miike 1:47 Mon Feb 3 Yeah, it was bewildering. Not sure the SF pass rush are doing enough. This could get messsy."

Osi is a complete buffoon

"I was talking about the trainer advert with the mohican kid, I like the bbc coverage"

"I've got NFL game pass but am still watching BBC for Osi, Jason and no fucking adverts."

*eats slice 7 of pizza*

Decent opening drive for the 49ers

"Streaming the american coverage instead, none lf this football for dummies stuff that the bbc do!"

"all this bollocks before kick off, no one cares"

3 hours and 30 minutes and the ball is in play for 11 minutes! That is simply rubbish. It's a 60 minute game but the clock never stops!