West Ham Online

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"

"A subject one just cannot pass Is that of the greenness of grass I once asked Uncle BIll Who said ""It's chlorophyll, Now fuck offf, you daft fucking arse"". Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. (It's alleged)"

"There once was a boatman, a lugger, On days off he liked to play rugger.. When down in a scrum He liked to touch bum They called him a dirty old bugger A subject one just cannot pass Is that of the greenness of grass"

"William Shakespeare a man of great worth Had a Todger so massive in girth, Twas inserted in bums. Of his playacting chums After spanking them hard with a birch. There once was a boatman, a lugger, On days off he liked to play rugger.."

"It was said Princess Margaret Rose Had a Penchant for stuff up her nose, You may think Cocaine But snuff was her game, She'd sneeze to a climax, and then doze. William Shakespeare a man of great worth Had a Todger so massive in girth,"

"There once was a tranny from Brazil On a man's junk was violently ill To make it more base ""She"" had shit in his face Needing an immodium pill It was said Princess Margaret Rose Had a penchant for stuff up her nose"

"In a bus an old man from Darjeeling The young ladies bums he was feeling, Till one crazy mare Grabbed his nuts by the pair, Squeezed hard, till like a pig he was squealing. There once was a tranny from Brazil On a man's junk was violently ill,"

"A young girl dressed in a short skirt, Was known as a terrible flirt, Outrageous they say, Until one fine day She met up with a rapist called Bert. In a bus an old man from Darjeeling, The young ladies bums he was feeling."

"A lady with grace and style Who farted by mistake, and felt vile, But for an encore She farted once more The smell, it was not Tate & Lyle A young girl dressed in a short skirt, Was known as a terrible flirt"

"A young girl that I used to know Sucked cocks for a fiver a go, Did me for a pound My erection was proud Till his wig fell off, what a blow. A lady with grace and style Who farted by mistake, and felt vile,"

"A ref who was mad from lee Was caught by some hammers up a tree, Why was he there? I neither know nor care, Bur he had to come down fro a pee. A young girl that that i used to know Sucked cocks for a fiver a go,"

"There once was a Kings Road shirtlifter Had a date with a Russian weightlifter, His body was buff And like Putin was tough But in truth was a down and out drifter. A ref who was mad from lee Was caught by some hammers up a tree,"

"The class of the man clearly seen Fat Sams mates looking green For journalistic sins They have egg on their chins, Their rantings to me are obscene. There once was a Kings Road shirtlifter. Had a date with Russian weightlifter."

Islamic state warrior New and untrained Getting dressed in haste Underdid his suicide belt dose On detonation blew off only his lips and blacked his nose tip. When the security services arrived In shock he found himself apprehended alive: With pulped mouth was then imprisoned Wherein Regularly buggered - his lipless cries stunted risen

"We can beat anyone with some luck, But your FA ref's a dumb fuck His decisions were gash Must've trousered some cash Anything for a fast buck The class of the man clearly seen Fat Sams mates looking green"

"We can beat anyone with some luck, But your FA ref's a dumb fuck His decisions were gash Must've trousered some cash Anything for a fast buck The class of the man clearly seen Fat Sams mates looking green"

"That cheating cսnt Fabregas Earned a red card but alas, The ref once again, Added to our pain, His performance? Not much short of crass. We can beat anyone with some luck, But your FA ref's a dumb fuck."