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"There is a very good section on GB news where the ludicrous idiocies of Wokeness are looked at I thought we would should have one for WHO. I'll start with Baptiste on BBC: In Hungary,an ambassador's family are kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and carry out atrocities. At the end of the last episode Baptiste finds out that it is a false flag operation and conveniently, the real culprits are white supremacists who want to stop all immigration. Coronation Street ITV a gay black footballer is stopped by the police, because he is driving an expensive car. He is pushed to the ground during an altercation, and damages his leg threatening his career. Could have been written by Dawn Butler or a BLM activist."

"I see Sky now don’t have a “ man of the match”, it’s “player of the match” even in an all male game!!!"

"I asked a local trans if they would be campaigning to have Spotted Dick removed from the menu at the transport cafe nearby, that none would even lower themselves to walk past, let alone patronise. ""Certainly not! a spokesthey fired back, ""Spotted Dick is just desserts""."

"I asked a local trans if they would be campaigning to have Spotted Dick removed from the menu at the transport cafe nearby, that none would even lower themselves to walk past, let alone patronise. ""Certainly not! a spokesthey fired back, ""Spotted Dick is just desserts""."

So we’ve gone from Penis to Faeces. Result

"Gary Strodders shank 9:06 Tue Aug 9 I was a regular in the ""Two Puddings"" as my mates band played there but I have NEVER heard the term Richard apart from a turd !!!"

"On a point of order. This isn't woke. Woke is pretending it's OK for four year old boys to transition, or letting clued-up pervs use the ladies. It's cancelling people off for saying 'Indian' instead of South Asian. It's claiming victimisation of blacks, gays, women where there isn't any. It's renaming Christmas. It's making up thing like 'mansplaining' and 'deadnaming'. This is just old-fashioned prudishness of the Mary Whitehouse variety. Actually, it's more extreme than she was. I think it would be better described as, 'cսnt'."

"Isn't Richard also an old fashioned term dor for a young lady? Ie ""im going down the Two puddings to pull a couple of Richards"" I once worked with a bloke called Richard who was a right scruffy Herbert and was commonly referred to by colleagues as Dick Dishevelled. Who are these sad twats who complain? There must be some seriously sad individuals out there with far too much time on there hands."

Bloke called dick walks his dog across the rd every morning. If I started shouting alright Richard he’d probably kick the shit out of me.

"Daily Mail wet dreams here. Whilst you're getting mad about woke, they are fucking you and the country up the arse (dry)"

That to me is crossing the fraulein….

Blimey! Hope I can stay off their radar.

"Exactly who are these cunts? Parents are demanding a York tourist attraction change the name of its new Dick Turpin carriage ride to Richard Turpin – because, they say, the word “Dick” is offensive. The row erupted after a Dick Turpin carriage ride opened at the attraction to tell the story of the highwayman’s exploits at York Dungeon. The attraction, owned by leisure giant Merlin, said it had received “a number of requests for the character to be renamed to Richard due to the apparent rude nature of his nickname”."

"That’s the least of Germany’s troubles, they are going to be fucked this winter. Cheers Frau Merkel."

"Absolute deviants Germany’s plans to allow children as young as 14 to change their legal gender should ring alarm bells across Europe. The proposed self-identification reform abandons any need for medical evidence or assessment, while parental consent was only added during the drafting of the bill."

"Parents call their son Rainbow. ASTONISHINGLY, four years later they decide he is trans. Who'da thunk it."

"If it's twins, go for Packer and Fudge - just for a laugh."

"Someone called their kid Rainbow? I suppose it's no worse than Apple (Martin-Paltrow) When I have my grandchildren, I'm going to lobby to have them called Light-Drizzle and Gravy."

"bruuuno You're missing the point. Boys still aren't welcome in the Girl Guides (name change needed). This kid is welcome only because his ghastly mother has decided he is trans. Frankly, she should be locked up or at the very least Rainbow should be taken away from her for his own safety."

Girls are allowed to go to cubs and scouts so the rainbows can’t really complain about boys joining their ranks

"In its current summer newsletter, Girlguiding – the organisation formerly known as the Girl Guides – shares the real-life story of a recent recruit welcomed warmly into Rainbows, the organisation’s youngest tier for four-to-seven-year-old girls. The child in question – a lover of dolls and scarves and dresses, we are told, who wants to be called “Rainbow” – is biologically male, though his mother says in the article that his “true gender” is female. The circulation of “Rainbow’s story” to the 290,000 girls between four and 18 who are members of Rainbows, Brownies, Guides and Rangers has caused a storm of protest among parents. “I found it horrific reading,” says Catherine, a former nursery teacher and mother of three from north London, whose eight-year-old daughter is currently a Brownie. “I really object to my child being used as a prop in this social experiment of pretending that biological males can be girls. Girlguiding is telling my daughter that something that isn’t true, is true. And to think the opposite is wrong.”"

How convenient they are toning down the knee taking before the world cup

"Switches on the hundred sees an Asian female presenting, A black woman pretending to be an expert and Nasser Hussain. Turns over to are you being served."

"I had the opportunity to spend three days with a COE Dean. He represented everything woke and progressive that you might expect. Also drunk like a piss head. Grew up as super devout but lost that as an adult. His prime goal is securing the golden pension that is offered for being a good modern Christian in Britain, which is progressive, open to anal sex, rug munchers and global warming."

"I had the opportunity to spend three days with a COE Dean. He represented everything woke and progressive that you might expect. Also drunk like a piss head. Grew up as super devout but lost that as an adult. His prime goal is securing the golden pension that is offered for being a good modern Christian in Britain, which is progressive, open to anal sex, rug munchers and global warming."

"The Anglicans have descended even more into the religion of wokeness since they pretty much abandoned their belief in an actual God, I’m not sure that’s an example of it though."