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"Free agency started last night and was pretty crazy some huge money being spent. Osweiler getting £18m a year for the Texans, leaving the Broncos without a QB, Giants have spent a fortune on good but not great players, Oliver Vernon has more guaranteed money than JJ Watt. lots more deals but cant be bothered to list them all."

"Bollocks, he is my only QB. Did try and get someone off waivers last week but got out waivered. Bottom of the league it is."

Brees out for now for you fantasy folks.

Oakland are getting some very bad calls.

"Hawks win at Steelers, going 2-0. Doing a damn sight better than my jinxed fantasy selections so far."

"Could be a sad sad end for adam vinatieri today, missed 5 kicks already this season"

Oh yeah they are terrible but this patriots defence is very very good too Need Zeke to get 4 more yards to win 300 quid

crystal falace 10:16 Sun Sep 15 Tank for the memories.

Entering the 4tg quarter the dolphins have a total of 38 yards on offence

Decent day with the niners winning and a cracking finale in the solheim cup.

"rodgers again showing why he's a massive cսnt, mouthing off to the new head coach just two games in to the season"

Vikes currently losing to the fucking cheese heads

"Niners dominating on the road at Cinci. Last week they played Seattle tough in Seattle, this week they are getting an ass whooping! Ninerrrrrrs! Look out, we're back!"

Seahawks currently losing to the Steelers is irking me enormously

"Saw that TM, probably his most bizarre outfit yet. Someone said he was dressed as the Wolf that ate Red Riding Hood's grandma. I'm sure there's also some Prince homage there too."

you see his press conference outfit? like a cross between hilda ogden & liberace

"So the Panther's are done already? Newton's shoulder still looks fucked he cant throw properly at all run CMC goes from 200 scirmmage yards against the Rams to 50 agsint the Bucs how is that possible? after all that though they still should have won, whoever called that play on 4th and 1 instead of just letting Newton (6""5 250lbs) just push the pile forwards from the snap needs to be fired."

"Was looking forward to that Browns Jets matchup this week at the start of the season. thought you'd both be competing for a wildcard, now it look slike a huge wet blanket of a game. Just hope OBJ can go off for the sake of my fantasy team! Just seen the score from last night, and of course im matched up against the guy who has the Panther's kicker from last night, He scored more fantasy points than the panther's managed actual points."

"Apologies, we threw away a 16-0 lead against the Bills."

"Yep, frickin' unbelievable: Darnold out for at least two games with glandular fever. I don't believe in curses, gods or witchcraft. But I tell you, some witch has cursed the Jets for offending the gods! Our chances in the AFC East were already slim because of, well, Brady and Belichick. But having thrown away a 1-0 fourth quarter lead against the Bills, we're now without our superb quarterback for at least the next two games. This hardly feels like the new dawn at the moment. Un-frickin-believable."

I remember Mono from Happy Day's. I think Pudsy had it. I picked up Adrian Peterson from free agency in my fantasy team today. Looks like he's starting at the weekend. Let's hope he gets some yards.

In a very very jetsy turn of events Sam Darnold is now out with Mono (the kissing disease) and will miss at least the next 2 games against the Browns and patriots.

"I know, he's the ultimate attention seeker. hopefully they'll keep losing, fucking hate them, the cowboys & the patriots"

"Mike, players shouldn't be allowed to watches during a game, in case of injury"

and that cock OBJ wearing a $350k watch during the game

a couple of days in and already more drama's occurring around Brown