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"Valmeira of Latvia, Maribor of Slovenia and Honka of Finland are some of the clubs Tottenham Hotspur could face in this years Europa Conference League. If youÔøΩve not heard of them before theyÔøΩre a small team that play in North London"

IÔøΩm reading a great book about an immortal dog IÔøΩm finding it impossible to put down.

"I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest, I only intended to rough him up a bit."

Demi Lovato is now non-binary. Someone else we can't count on.

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"Woman & baby go to docs. Doc is concerned about babys weight. ""Is he bottle or breast fed"" he asks. ""Breast fed"" says woman. He asks her to strip to the waist, pinches & sucks her nipples & rubs both tits for a while. ""no wonder he's under weight you've no milk"" . ""I know"" says the woman ""I'm his gran, but I'm glad I came"""

ted fenton 8:24 Sat May 15 Hahaha

Ouch!

ted ;-)

No problem Haz... Please start taking this Indian Covid Variant seriously !! my neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week and he's only just buried his naan. He's having the Punjab tomorrow. Better ?

"For what its worth I found it funny. Cheers Ted, keep on keeping on."

"How can it be racist against a religion? If you really do feel the need to dissect a joke on a joke thread, then at least have the common deceny to be intelligent enough to know what you're talking about."

"To be honest, I thought the joke just states that tolerance works both ways, no? The fact that it did so in an unfunny way (sorry Ted!) is neither here nor there."

Big difference between something clearly a joke and something written by a racist that is pretending to be clever and witty

Blimey Pee Wee you've got all holier than thou years ago you was posting your daily Sickipedia jokes !! Talk about pot kettle.

"What race is Islam, peewee?"

"oh it's just a joke""ù Yep they are as its joke thread."

Yes. I saw you ignored the racism.

Where I got from is Pointless !! See what I did there :-)

"Ted Respectfully, I believe people like you use the word ""òwoke' as ""ònot racist'. Specifically the ""òjoke' you posted, it's one of those Facebook type posts from people, like yourself, who try and fail to hide their racism by posting something they think is witty and clever and that they can say ""oh it's just a joke""ù about. In fact I bet that's where you got it from."

A little known fact about Danny Welbeck is that his dad was a bomb disposal expert called Stan.

Didn't have you down as being a Woke Pee especially all of your jokes over the years !! You can't say feck all these days.

"First one raised a smile Ted Second one falls into ""òracist thinks they're being clever' category."

"Mr Moore, writing in the Telegraph says: ""I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Bradford. I think it should be the goal of every good Bradfordian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."" ""That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, ""The Turban Cowboy,"" and the other, a topless bar, would be called ""You Mecca Me Hot."" ""Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called ""Iraq of Ribs."" ""Across the street there could be a lingerie store called ""Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,"" with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on the other side a liquor store called "" Morehammered."" ""All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.""ù Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... it is either past your bedtime, or its ""midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed""."

"YES I KNOW IT'S OLD BUT YOU WILL STILL SMILE üôÇ The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, ""Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"" Maria: ""Well, Se√±ora, there are tree rezons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."" Wife: ""Who said you iron better than me?""ù Maria: ""Jor huzban he say so.""ù Wife: ""Oh yeah?""ù Maria: ""The second rezon eez that I am better cook than you.""ù Wife: ""Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?""ù Maria: ""Jor hozban did""ù Wife increasingly agitated: ""Oh he did, did he?""ù Maria: ""The third rezon is that I am better at sex than you."" Wife, really boiling mad and through gritted teeth asks, ""And did my husband say that as well?""ù Maria: ""No Se√±ora""¶ The gardener did.""ù Wife: ""So how much do you want?""ù"