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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 May 2015, 21:42
by les marteaux
"When is the yearly review? The demise of Fat Sam, overdue He should go to the meeting And told, after the greeting This P.45 is for you. During 69, 'twas a disgrace. The bitch blew off right in my face"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 May 2015, 19:45
by Helmut Shown
"There once was a barmaid called Nelly, Who, it's said, once appeared on the telly It was on Babestation Over zealous masturbation With a surfeit of the best KY jelly When is the yearly review? The demise of Fat Sam, overdue"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 May 2015, 18:35
by les marteaux
"Last night I consumed too much curry And now to the bog I must hurry, I'm feeling quite sick, I must get there quick To do output that looks like pig slurry. There once was a barmaid called Nelly, Who, it's said, once appeared on the telly"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 May 2015, 15:16
by Joke Whole
"While having some afternoon tea, I farted, she looked angry at me, It wasn't the noise, Or my cheek parting ploys, But 'cos I had done so with such glee. Last night I consumed too much curry And now to the bog I must hurry"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 May 2015, 14:56
by les marteaux
"I had this hapless mate called Nick Messed up riding his pogo stick According to his pal, He fell in the canal When the stick bounced off a half brick. While having some afternoon tea, I farted, she looked angry at me,"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 May 2015, 10:53
by Far East Hammer
Theresa May from the Home Office Has a face like she's straining to piss Seemingly in pain It's not really vain Going around looking all amiss I had this hapless mate called Nick Messed up riding his pogo stick
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 May 2015, 09:47
by Helmut Shown
"The Tories, to settle a score Will look to repeal just one law The upper class shites Will fuck over your rights Citing Muslims as the reason for Theresa May from the Home Office Has a face like she's straining to piss"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 May 2015, 08:03
by Joke Whole
"I suspected something amiss Awaking in a pool of piss But I was in the wrong house So crept out, like a mouse... ...you won't here no more about this. The Tories, to settle a score Will look to repeal just one law"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 May 2015, 05:28
by Far East Hammer
A man from the Emerald Isle. Was drunk and unconscious a while He awoke in the sack And received a good smack For the bint's bloke did not smile I suspected something amiss Awaking in a pool of piss
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 12 May 2015, 13:21
by Saul Bollox
"I am a red-blooded male And I enjoy chasing tail This was my defence In the Magistrate's, hence, I'm now doing time in the jail. A man from the Emerald Isle. Was drunk and unconscious a while"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 12 May 2015, 06:35
by Far East Hammer
The Alf Garnett syndrome it's true Is alive and kicking on WHO Working class Tories Swallowing stories From those with blood so blue I am a red-blooded male And I enjoy chasing tail
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 11 May 2015, 15:06
by Saul Bollox
"I buy my austerity cheap, So more of my money I keep I mend things that's ripping, I eat bread and dripping. And food from my garden I reap. The Alf Garnett syndrome it's true Is alive and kicking on WHO"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 11 May 2015, 04:07
by Joke Whole
"A young Jewish man from New York, Had a liking for bacon and pork ""I like to be fed"" ""On pigs that are dead"" ""I'm starving. No more of this talk."" I buy my austerity cheap, So more of my money I keep."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 11 May 2015, 02:13
by Saul Bollox
"Harry Redknapp has done quite a bit To drop QPR in the shit. Left cos he was ill. or his hand in the till? As a character he's quite unfit. A young Jewish man from New York, Had a liking for bacon and pork"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 11 May 2015, 02:13
by Saul Bollox
"Harry Redknapp has done quite a bit To drop QPR in the shit. Left cos he was ill. or his hand in the till? As a character he's quite unfit. A young Jewish man from New York, Had a liking for bacon and pork"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 11 May 2015, 02:10
by Saul Bollox
Harry Redknapp has done quite a bit To drop QPR in the shit. Left cos he was ill. or his hand in the till?
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 11 May 2015, 00:43
by Helmut Shown
A young lady who lived near the Humber Went to Tesco and bought a cucumber But was not stiff enough To stick up her chuff So she fashioned one out of old lumber Harry Redknapp has done quite a bit To drop QPR in the shit
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 May 2015, 14:37
by les marteaux
There once was a woman from Rhyl No cock could her fanny fill Till she met her bloke Marky A six foot four darkie With a fourteen and a half inch old bill. A young lady who lived near the Humber Went to Tesco and bought a cucumber
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 May 2015, 08:07
by Helmut Shown
"In other news, Little Bo Peep, Was caught being fucked by a sheep Her uncontrolled libido On an ovine torpedo It certainly makes the flesh creep There once was a woman from Rhyl No cock could her fanny fill"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 May 2015, 13:08
by Saul Bollox
"The Liberals now paying the price Lost all their seats in a trice To vote nationalist The Scotch must've been pissed Now it's Thatcherite rule, not so nice. In other news, Little Bo Peep, Was caught being fucked by a sheep."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 May 2015, 10:53
by Helmut Shown
"Extreme far right wing politics, Is espoused on this site by the pricks Grandad turns in his grave At this neo fascist wave Cheering Cameron and his dirty tricks The Liberals now paying the price Lost all their seats in a trice"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 May 2015, 10:42
by Saul Bollox
"The hooray henries will be happy But for everyone else it's crappy Rejoicing on WHO by the far right wing crew. Some of whom should be in a nappy. Extreme far right wing politics, Is espoused on this site by the pricks"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 May 2015, 10:36
by Far East Hammer
fuck it! Tomorrow is Villa away What tactics will the Fat cսnt play? Will it be beautiful? Are you a fucking fool? More boredom for that cսnt's payday The hooray henries will be happy But for everyone else it's crappy
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 May 2015, 10:35
by Far East Hammer
A young Irish girl from Tralee Was caught short wanting a pee She went into a bush Where she snagged her ermmm bush Tangled twigs and pubes a sight to see The hooray henries will be happy But for everyone else it's crappy
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 May 2015, 10:35
by easthambull
A young Irish girl from Tralee Was caught short wanting a pee The pikey young trout Had drunk too much Stout So the pee gushed right down her knee. Tomorrow is Villa away What tactics will the Fat cսnt play?