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"Been divorced since Sept 2021 and thought I may get back to dating. Very inexperienced with the new dating scene. So went on Match. So met a Nurse, Mid 50s like me and we have been dating, she has been on dating sites 6 years ? We have been sharing a bed for a few months.. She is still advertising herself on Match, am I a mug.. I asked her why and she said we have not had the chat so we are not exclusive ?? WTF is that ?"

"Ray ""you might be better off chatting up Rita from reception whilst asking her to do some photocopying....."" What, after you've got in your time machine back to the 1980s? It's 2023, Rita has been replaced by an Indian helpdesk and the photocopier has been replaced by Adobe."

A friend of mine met his wife through the old Dateline site in the late 80s when you used to have to send away your profile and a cheque by post and receive some suitable ladies details and phone number by return. The thing was it wasn't even his own profile but that of an old pisshead in the pub who joined but couldn't be bothered to turn up for any meets and would show around these ladies details at the bar. It took 6 or 7 dates and 3 months for my mate to own up he wasn't a divorced insurance salesman called Colin but when he did she eventually saw the funny side.

"Joined Match back in 2010 and went on a few 'dates' but nothing came of them so binned it off after about a year. Thought I'd give it another go around 2019 and there were some of the same women on there, most of whom hadn't even updated their profile pictures! I get the impression some people just use it purely for 'dating', if you want a relationship you might be better off chatting up Rita from reception whilst asking her to do some photocopying....."

Exclusive/not exclusive. Have British people adopted this practice from the American dating scene? Probably a good idea on balance.

goose 11:19 Mon Sep 18 Try not to get it on the valance though...

"As ak37 mentioned earlier, a link would have been compulsory a few years back. Everyone on here must be going senile. Agree though, there’s a lot of mileage left in this thread. Asking some of the geniuses on here, what could possibly go awry?"

can we see your profile? Maybe collectively we could give you a few pointers to bring more pussy to the yard.

I was told as a young man that nurses equalled dead certs and I haven't really heard or seen anything to dispel that theory. Many a good Friday night in the hospital social club and nurses home during the late 80s early 90s.. I also have a couple of mates who got hitched to them in that era and still together now so obviously has its advantages. I guess the best way to look at it is you are getting your leg over without any commitment so your ahead of the game. Why not stick your profile up again and play her at her own game ?

Definitely the place to come for advice without the risk of being set about. Have you ever thought about being a cuckold?

Definitely the place to come for advice without the risk of being set about. Have you ever thought about being a cuckold?

"Are you bothered about other blokes cocks, humour or intellect?"

Take her to an Owl sanctuary and tell her you want to be exclusive. Get a couple of chocolate mousse in the fridge for later.

"Reminds me of Derek and Clive …the fact she comes home with her hair matted with spunk is, you know, not really…"

"be thankful you haven't yet had a glenn close off her, its only a matter of time if she's still being pumped by numerous other numpties"

"Not a mug just naive. She's right, you haven't had ""the chat"" why should so be exclusive with you? Have you been clear that you want a relationship?"

This has the potential for WHO Gold. Mods pin this please

Can’t believe no one’s asked for a link to this bird…. Link?

You definitely are stirring some other blokes porridge if she is still ‘live’. Reactivate your account mate and bang something else - see how she likes it when you are sharing your custard elsewhere.

You're obviously shit in the sack. Go down on her whilst you stick your finger up her arse. Thank me later.

"Also, her being a nurse will come in handy when you get the clap."

"Nurse R has been around the block a bit, bit give her time and I am sure you can build a mutually exclusive relationship like a pair of swans."

Ratched? I heard she likes four.

You should give Dispatches a bell