The Cooking Thread

[Hammer and Pickle]

So as promised: the intention is we just share recent cooking exploits. Today, I’m posting image links for homemade crumpets with smoked salmon and a chicken fricassée (I love that name) with brine pickles.

As it’s Remembrance Day, I will call an amnesty on all posters I have banned on this thread. The intention is that if you feel the urge to insult, abuse or otherwise cսnt-off-the-bastard, why not keep it on this thread only. The idea is the rest of the site gets more civil.

So, the link



PS - this thread is dedicated to all the posters who think I have ruined the site and need a deporting to Siberia. Thank you yes please.

[Nurse Ratched]

Arf! @ 'pye'.

What on earth did your tonguey mince pies taste like, IoC? 

My Christmas mincemeat does NOT contain meat. Does contain beef suet though, to be fair. Made it a few weeks ago. I  make enough so I only have to make it every other year.

[Hammer and Pickle]

ffs, Mr Anonymous. I called onlyonebraincell a gullible poof because he still seems to believe Trump was an advocate of the UK’s interest by promoting Brexit. I’ve checked the post - are you braincell’s wife or something?

[Mr Anon]

probably no coincidence that Pickle gets called out for ranting a load of homophobic slurs at people, then all of a sudden starts a cooking thread

[ironsofcanada]

You do realise proper mince pie mince has got meat in it

 

Most often one specific meat.
Here are some I made a couple years ago by adapting an 18th century recipe (see last pic).

[One Sunny Day]

Sounds like something you’d feed a cat.

Dunno, ask Kurt Zouma 

[Massive Attack]

This is all a bit self-indulgent. 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it looks nice what you've cooked. But this is all very gay for a football forum. 

I'm out. 

Sickening ain't it. Pickle was accused of destroying WHO so the cսnt went out of his way to prove it. Fucking thread should be deleted. No pride left anymore, imagine Millwall seeing this ffs. And we wonder why most have fucked off.

"YOU'LL NEVER MAKE THE KITCHEN!"

[Hammer and Pickle]

Cooking is gay, now? 

I dunno. I thought the music thread was more gay than this one. This one is more mince than mincing.

You do realise proper mince pie mince has got meat in it?

[wils]

Cooking is gay, now? 

I dunno. I thought the music thread was more gay than this one. This one is more mince than mincing.

[Hammer and Pickle]

Is that a ceviche OSD?

I love a bit of well-filleted white fish (cod, hake, haddock etc) that’s been cooked not thermally but in lemon and salt.  

[goose]

Sounds like something you’d feed a cat.

[One Sunny Day]

This is all a bit self-indulgent. 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it looks nice what you've cooked. But this is all very gay for a football forum. 

I'm out. 

Cooking is gay, now? Jesus, it's a wonder dome of you don't starve to death when you shy away from cooking for yourself. Bit pathetic really. Let we guess, you'll be the first to jump on the bbq and badly cook salmonella burgers in the summer, because that's a very many thing to do?

Back on topic, I find getting a load of cheap white fish from Aldi, seasoning it with garlic granules, lemon juice, salt and pepper and then roughly chopping it up and mixing it with peas and rice (rice boiled in garlic granules and lemon juice too) is a very healthy, nutritious and tasty dish.

[Nurse Ratched]

Sickening ain't it. Pickle was accused of destroying WHO so the cսnt went out of his way to prove it. Fucking thread should be deleted. No pride left anymore, imagine Millwall seeing this ffs. And we wonder why most have fucked off.

Do you know, I always wondered if there was anyone out there who lived in terror of Millwall. Seems I’ve got my answer.

But he isn't wrong is he Pickle. Imagine if another club's supporters saw this. Jesus, have some fucking pride. As Manuel said, you have been accused of destroying WHO, I don't particularly agree that you have personally, but it is threads like this that make of mockery of the site and you for that matter. 

To be fair to Pickle, the idea of a cooking thread came up in conversation on WHO recently and I encouraged him to create this thread. 

I don't get criticised for my bird thread. Debs didn't get criticised for her music thread. The OP of the film thread doesn't get abuse. Etc.

[Hammer and Pickle]

Sickening ain't it. Pickle was accused of destroying WHO so the cսnt went out of his way to prove it. Fucking thread should be deleted. No pride left anymore, imagine Millwall seeing this ffs. And we wonder why most have fucked off.

Do you know, I always wondered if there was anyone out there who lived in terror of Millwall. Seems I’ve got my answer.

But he isn't wrong is he Pickle. Imagine if another club's supporters saw this. Jesus, have some fucking pride. As Manuel said, you have been accused of destroying WHO, I don't particularly agree that you have personally, but it is threads like this that make of mockery of the site and you for that matter. 

If some posters from other clubs feel like commenting on this thread they are welcome. What’s the matter with you? Are you seriously from a world where you fear accusations of being gay if you know what to do in a fucking kitchen?

[Russ of the BML]

This is all a bit self-indulgent. 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it looks nice what you've cooked. But this is all very gay for a football forum. 

I'm out. 

Sickening ain't it. Pickle was accused of destroying WHO so the cսnt went out of his way to prove it. Fucking thread should be deleted. No pride left anymore, imagine Millwall seeing this ffs. And we wonder why most have fucked off.

Do you know, I always wondered if there was anyone out there who lived in terror of Millwall. Seems I’ve got my answer.

But he isn't wrong is he Pickle. Imagine if another club's supporters saw this. Jesus, have some fucking pride. As Manuel said, you have been accused of destroying WHO, I don't particularly agree that you have personally, but it is threads like this that make of mockery of the site and you for that matter. 

[Hammer and Pickle]

This is all a bit self-indulgent. 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it looks nice what you've cooked. But this is all very gay for a football forum. 

I'm out. 

Sickening ain't it. Pickle was accused of destroying WHO so the cսnt went out of his way to prove it. Fucking thread should be deleted. No pride left anymore, imagine Millwall seeing this ffs. And we wonder why most have fucked off.

Do you know, I always wondered if there was anyone out there who lived in terror of Millwall. Seems I’ve got my answer.

[Manuel]

This is all a bit self-indulgent. 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it looks nice what you've cooked. But this is all very gay for a football forum. 

I'm out. 

Sickening ain't it. Pickle was accused of destroying WHO so the cսnt went out of his way to prove it. Fucking thread should be deleted. No pride left anymore, imagine Millwall seeing this ffs. And we wonder why most have fucked off.

[Russ of the BML]

This is all a bit self-indulgent. 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it looks nice what you've cooked. But this is all very gay for a football forum. 

I'm out. 

[Hammer and Pickle]

Classic, and I've been called out for Womens football.
Coming soon on WHO "The Knitting Thread"

Lots of people enjoy cooking. Nobody enjoys women's football.

Sad to see not even support from Nurse. I'll ask Randle McMurphy to sort that out.

I've always wanted to learn how to knit so I'm game. Anyway, gangs of stabby fannies getting their knitting needles out has always been a feature on here.

[Mex Martillo]

Classic, and I've been called out for Womens football.
Coming soon on WHO "The Knitting Thread"

Lots of people enjoy cooking. Nobody enjoys women's football.

Sad to see not even support from Nurse. I'll ask Randle McMurphy to sort that out.

[MaryMillingtonsGhost]

Looks decent Pickle.

However, I'll see your salmon and crumpets and raise you....

[pulhampete]

Is there any alternative to the cucumber? The fuckers give me bad acid reflux

 

 

Try peeling it, stops the acid reflux for me.

[Hammer and Pickle]

Can’t eat the idea - judge it when you try it.

[Tyyyson]

The idea of eating fish with crumpets is just wrong 

[Keep dreaming]

That's very disappointing. Maybe you can look into it and come back?

[Hammer and Pickle]

Sorry mate. No idea