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So as promised: the intention is we just share recent cooking exploits. Today, I’m posting image links for homemade crumpets with smoked salmon and a chicken fricassée (I love that name) with brine pickles.

As it’s Remembrance Day, I will call an amnesty on all posters I have banned on this thread. The intention is that if you feel the urge to insult, abuse or otherwise cսnt-off-the-bastard, why not keep it on this thread only. The idea is the rest of the site gets more civil.

So, the link



PS - this thread is dedicated to all the posters who think I have ruined the site and need a deporting to Siberia. Thank you yes please.

Arf! @ 'pye'.

What on earth did your tonguey mince pies taste like, IoC? 

My Christmas mincemeat does NOT contain meat. Does contain beef suet though, to be fair. Made it a few weeks ago. I  make enough so I only have to make it every other year.

ffs, Mr Anonymous. I called onlyonebraincell a gullible poof because he still seems to believe Trump was an advocate of the UK’s interest by promoting Brexit. I’ve checked the post - are you braincell’s wife or something?

probably no coincidence that Pickle gets called out for ranting a load of homophobic slurs at people, then all of a sudden starts a cooking thread

Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 12:30

You do realise proper mince pie mince has got meat in it

 

goose wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 11:27 Sounds like something you’d feed a cat.

Manuel wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 09:49

Russ of the BML" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 09:42 This is all a bit self-indulgent. 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it looks nice what you've cooked. But this is all very gay for a football forum. 

I'm out. 

Sickening ain't it. Pickle was accused of destroying WHO so the cսnt went out of his way to prove it. Fucking thread should be deleted. No pride left anymore, imagine Millwall seeing this ffs. And we wonder why most have fucked off.

wils wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 12:23

One Sunny Day" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 11:24

Cooking is gay, now? 

I dunno. I thought the music thread was more gay than this one. This one is more mince than mincing.

One Sunny Day" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 11:24

Cooking is gay, now? 

Is that a ceviche OSD?

I love a bit of well-filleted white fish (cod, hake, haddock etc) that’s been cooked not thermally but in lemon and salt.  

Sounds like something you’d feed a cat.

Russ of the BML" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 09:42 This is all a bit self-indulgent. 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it looks nice what you've cooked. But this is all very gay for a football forum. 

I'm out. 

Russ of the BML" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 10:08

Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 09:54

Manuel wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 09:49

Sickening ain't it. Pickle was accused of destroying WHO so the cսnt went out of his way to prove it. Fucking thread should be deleted. No pride left anymore, imagine Millwall seeing this ffs. And we wonder why most have fucked off.

Do you know, I always wondered if there was anyone out there who lived in terror of Millwall. Seems I’ve got my answer.

But he isn't wrong is he Pickle. Imagine if another club's supporters saw this. Jesus, have some fucking pride. As Manuel said, you have been accused of destroying WHO, I don't particularly agree that you have personally, but it is threads like this that make of mockery of the site and you for that matter. 

Russ of the BML" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 10:08

Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 09:54

Manuel wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 09:49

Sickening ain't it. Pickle was accused of destroying WHO so the cսnt went out of his way to prove it. Fucking thread should be deleted. No pride left anymore, imagine Millwall seeing this ffs. And we wonder why most have fucked off.

Do you know, I always wondered if there was anyone out there who lived in terror of Millwall. Seems I’ve got my answer.

But he isn't wrong is he Pickle. Imagine if another club's supporters saw this. Jesus, have some fucking pride. As Manuel said, you have been accused of destroying WHO, I don't particularly agree that you have personally, but it is threads like this that make of mockery of the site and you for that matter. 

Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 09:54

Manuel wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 09:49

Russ of the BML" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 09:42 This is all a bit self-indulgent. 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it looks nice what you've cooked. But this is all very gay for a football forum. 

I'm out. 

Sickening ain't it. Pickle was accused of destroying WHO so the cսnt went out of his way to prove it. Fucking thread should be deleted. No pride left anymore, imagine Millwall seeing this ffs. And we wonder why most have fucked off.

Do you know, I always wondered if there was anyone out there who lived in terror of Millwall. Seems I’ve got my answer.

Manuel wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 09:49

Russ of the BML" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 09:42 This is all a bit self-indulgent. 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it looks nice what you've cooked. But this is all very gay for a football forum. 

I'm out. 

Sickening ain't it. Pickle was accused of destroying WHO so the cսnt went out of his way to prove it. Fucking thread should be deleted. No pride left anymore, imagine Millwall seeing this ffs. And we wonder why most have fucked off.

Russ of the BML" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 09:42 This is all a bit self-indulgent. 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it looks nice what you've cooked. But this is all very gay for a football forum. 

I'm out. 

This is all a bit self-indulgent. 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it looks nice what you've cooked. But this is all very gay for a football forum. 

I'm out. 

Mex Martillo" wrote: ↑13 Nov 2024, 05:53

Nurse Ratched" wrote: ↑11 Nov 2024, 14:19

Mex Martillo" wrote: ↑11 Nov 2024, 14:08 Classic, and I've been called out for Womens football.
Coming soon on WHO "The Knitting Thread"

Lots of people enjoy cooking. Nobody enjoys women's football.

Sad to see not even support from Nurse. I'll ask Randle McMurphy to sort that out.

Nurse Ratched" wrote: ↑11 Nov 2024, 14:19

Mex Martillo" wrote: ↑11 Nov 2024, 14:08 Classic, and I've been called out for Womens football.
Coming soon on WHO "The Knitting Thread"

Lots of people enjoy cooking. Nobody enjoys women's football.

Looks decent Pickle.

However, I'll see your salmon and crumpets and raise you....

mallard wrote: ↑11 Nov 2024, 18:27 Is there any alternative to the cucumber? The fuckers give me bad acid reflux

 

Can’t eat the idea - judge it when you try it.

The idea of eating fish with crumpets is just wrong 

That's very disappointing. Maybe you can look into it and come back?

Sorry mate. No idea