El Hadji Malick Diouf signs

[Barty888]

[El Scorchio]

Injured in a pre-season friendly, will miss first 6 games, its the West Ham way...stand on ME 

Only the first six games? It's usually the first 3-6 MONTHS when that happens!

[eusebiovic]

Good luck Sir!

May your good fortune be our good fortune as well...it would be difficult for you to do any worse tbh 

[E6 Hammer]

Excellent signing but we need a few more!

[violator]

Injured in a pre-season friendly, will miss first 6 games, its the West Ham way...stand on ME 

[Massive Attack]

Very pleased about this signing. I remember watching that friendly that England lost to Senegal and he was outstanding. He's going to make a big impact, if that I am certain.

He certainly was excellent in that game. He really stood out with his quality. 

[Russ of the BML]

Good signing. Young and on the way up. 

Only concern with this is the fact that it took almost four weeks from first interest to official announcement. In first week Prague informed us they wanted £22m and player wanted move. Should've been easiest transfer in history...... But there you go. 

[the exile]

Very pleased about this signing. I remember watching that friendly that England lost to Senegal and he was outstanding. He's going to make a big impact, if that I am certain.

[THUNDERCLINT]

Welcome to the shit show fella.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate this guys ears?

pretty sure that in space he CAN hear you scream

He's not Pob but he is Pob's Ghanaian cousin...

[Sydney_Iron]

Never heard of him until we showed interest, nice to see us signing young talent then a journeyman or past their best type.

Welcome to West Ham, hope he pulls up some trees and we have a world class defender in our midst

Not watching the unveiling video thing, haven't had my breakfast yet and its bound to make me want to vomit, such is the cringe and absurdity of these things in the modern game, all clubs seem to do it, quite who its appealing to is mind boggling or im just an old git

[Mad Dog]

Welcome to the shit show fella.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate this guys ears?

pretty sure that in space he CAN hear you scream

[Far Cough UKunt]

I thought for one horrible moment, we signed the phlegm spitter?

[onsideman]

Desperately need Strikers and a RB. Spend half of the Kudus money on a third LB.

Behave. I don't see any way that Emerson is here next season

We've needed 2 new full backs for minimum 3 years.  Took us 2 years to sort the right and 3 to sort the left 

[BRANDED]

Proper deeeeeeefence innit?

[Eerie Decent]

Yes Creepy Crawly son, that will be our only signing.

[Keep dreaming]

Good luck to him, hell need it.

So was that all business this window?

[Niblets]

Brilliant, so that's both full backs fucking off to Africa in the winter.

 

[Django]

Desperately need Strikers and a RB. Spend half of the Kudus money on a third LB.

 

 

We have LBs but neither are adept at wing back. Neither are great going forward. I think its a position we badly needed - our attack was so right sided last year. Welcome Diouf!

[Lee Trundle]

But good luck to Diouf.  Looks a bit good from the brief highlights I've seen of him.

[Lee Trundle]

Desperately need Strikers and a RB. Spend half of the Kudus money on a third LB.

Next up, going balls deep to get a third right winger in Elliott.

[Jaan Kenbrovin]

Desperately need Strikers and a RB. Spend half of the Kudus money on a third LB.

[twoleftfeet]

7.5 rating against England.

He could be good.

[El Scorchio]

What's the significance of the box?

Just 7 more first team slots to fill.

He's not dead so passed the medical? 

Yeah first thing I thought. Coffin.
Weird

Good luck Magic son.






Also these videos all clubs do now are fucking cringe. 

[Tomshardware]

Good luck to him, hopefully he will be a good solid signing. 

[Mad Ferret]

Massive upgrade on Scarles.

[Massive Attack]

Welcome to the mad house Diouf!