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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 25 Feb 2015, 14:04
by Saul Bollox
"I've come to an obvious conclusion We've added fuel to their delusion, But if I am blunt That Levy's a cսnt I'd love to give him a contusion. At the helm of starship Enterprise Jean Luc could not believe his eyes"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Feb 2015, 21:08
by Helmut Shown
Those at Archway Sheet Metal Works Lost their case to those foreskinless berks Now the arsonist spies (Levy's private eyes) Will get a big bonus and perks I've come to an obvious conclusion We've added fuel to their delusion
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Feb 2015, 21:08
by Helmut Shown
Those at Archway Sheet Metal Works Lost their case to those foreskinless berks Now the arsonist spies (Levy's private eyes) Will get a big bonus and perks I've come to an obvious conclusion We've added fuel to their delusion
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Feb 2015, 13:23
by Saul Bollox
What the fuck can I even say Dodgy penalty yesterday. A foul? was it fuck It's just them cunts luck I'm seething still even today. Those at Archway Sheet Metal Works Lost their case to those foreskinless berks
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Feb 2015, 09:51
by Far East Hammer
His tactics are out of the Ark Shouldn't be at Upton Park Claims sophistication Thinks himself perfection Obviously thinks it a lark What the fuck can I even say Dodgy penalty yesterday
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Feb 2015, 08:50
by Helmut Shown
There was a young girl called Sonia Whose fanny smelled of ammonia. Rough sex on the Heath Not wearing a sheath Caused infection after he'd bone ya His tactics are out of the Ark Shouldn't be at Upton Park
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Feb 2015, 02:18
by joe blob
"A folk singer, finger in ear Was crooning about yesteryear Through a smoky haze Sang of the happy days When you could do time for being queer. There was a young girl called Sonia Whose fanny smelled of ammonia."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 18:57
by Joke Whole
"There was a young man named Rex Who wanted to try anal sex But with all his might Could not get it right... Which left him with angst, rage and vex. A folk singer, finger in ear Was crooning about yesteryear"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 16:21
by les marteaux
"A fat Archeologist from Cheam, One Friday had a terrible dream, Philip Arrhidaeus* Was shagging his A-nus Which he'd lubricated with cold cream. * A Pharoah There was a young man named Rex Who wanted to try anal sex"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 10:24
by wanstead_hammer
"A young girl, so eager to please, Wore little 'tween waist and her knees, And persuaded two mates, To join Islamic State, And go practice the birds and the bees. A fat Archeologist from Cheam, One Friday had a terrible dream,"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 08:52
by Joke Whole
"Sam did ponder whilst eating a fish head, ""Do tippy-tappy? I'd rather be dead!"" But my contract is due, And my personal view, Does not match the words that I said. A young girl, so eager to please, Wore little 'tween waist and her knees"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Feb 2015, 08:33
by Far East Hammer
"There once was an old boy from Tring, Who had nasty green sores on his thing. All swollen and raw Couldn't take any more And so of pain he'd often sing Sam did ponder whilst eating a fish head, ""Do tippy-tappy? I'd rather be dead!"""
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 22:40
by Saul Bollox
"There was a young man called Frank One night he pulled an old skank Rectal penetration He thought a sensation, 'Til she farted and that really stank. There once was an old boy from Tring, Who had nasty green sores on his thing."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 21:42
by Helmut Shown
"My internet link is dead slow I cannot do downloads, you know try to download some porn without getting the horn an egg timer interrupting the flow There was a young man called Frank One night he pulled an old skank"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 17:32
by Joke Whole
"A young lad from Bangalore, Saved up for weeks for a whore To his disappointment He then needed ointment The slapper gave him a big sore. My internet link is dead slow I cannot do downloads, you know."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 15:51
by Saul Bollox
"there was a dumb farmer called bert who like to plough fields in a skirt, Underneath for his scanties He wore frilly panties, He had lost all the rest on a ""cert"". A young lad from Bangalore, Saved up for weeks for a whore"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 15:39
by andyc
"A young lady from near new Delhi, Who liked to watch porn on the tele she played with her clit covered her nipples with shit and moaned when my old bill was smelly there was a dumb farmer called bert who like to plough fields in a skirt"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 15:15
by Saul Bollox
"There was a young man from Dacca Who coated his penis with lacquer, He travelled many lands, Exposing his glans, And was sponsored by a wealthy backer. A young lady from near new Delhi, Who liked to watch porn on the tele"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 20 Feb 2015, 14:33
by Helmut Shown
"There was a young man from Darjeeling, Who decided to repaint his ceiling It couldn't be sadder When he fell from the ladder Below his waist there's no feeling There was a young man from Dacca Who coated his penis with lacquer"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 18 Feb 2015, 12:56
by Saul Bollox
"There was a young man from Kolkata Went out Friday night on the batter Created a fuss Raped a girl on a bus And thought that it just didn't matter. There was a young man from Darjeeling, Who decided to repaint his ceiling"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 17 Feb 2015, 22:15
by Helmut Shown
In Thiruvananthapuram In the holy month of Ramadan A picture was taken Of him eating bacon Which rather upset the Imam There was a young man from Kolkata Went out Friday night on the batter
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Feb 2015, 19:19
by Saul Bollox
"There was a young girl from Lahore Whose morals were rotten to the core Her sari dropped fast For the Harijan caste Whom she allowed ""Through her backdoor"". In Thiruvananthapuram In the holy month of Ramadan"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Feb 2015, 13:04
by Helmut Shown
A priest whilst visiting Darwin Did commit a cardinal sin As the choirboy knelt down He opened his gown Peeling back his fore-skin There was a young girl from Lahore Whose morals were rotten to the core
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Feb 2015, 13:04
by Helmut Shown
A priest whilst visiting Darwin Did commit a cardinal sin As the choirboy knelt down He opened his gown Peeling back his fore-skin There was a young girl from Lahore Whose morals were rotten to the core
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Feb 2015, 08:12
by Far East Hammer
FE Hammer's in Hong Kong And Monk's down in Saigon Claret's in Bangkok But Sam's a right cock Would this make a terrace song!? A priest whilst visiting Darwin Did commit a cardinal sin