West Ham Online

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

"Some posters show such dedication, But forgetting to take medication, Just getting the wrath Of a mad psychopath May lead to the odd altercation Blatter has wriggled again His record in football's a stain"

"A vicar was wanking one night, When something gave him a big fright As several choir boys, Gave coughs of surprise, ...he'd forgotten to turn out the light. Some posters show such dedication, But forgetting to take medication,"

"there once was a lady with 3 tits which affected the way that she sits You really should see 'er Putting on a brassiere, It would really have you in fits. A vicar was wanking one night, When something gave him a big fright"

"A prostitute from Forest Gate, Did things that made punters irate when they're just about to cum in their arse went her thumb i loved it so much i asked for a slate there once was a lady with 3 tits which affected the way that she sits"

"There once was a man from Dundee Who could fart any theme from TV You could pick any show, But Hawai'i 5-0 Cos the melodic jumps made him pee. A prostitute from Forest Gate, Did things that made punters irate"

Hung her arse from a bridge for a poo In the water she could see a canoe She aimed and unclenched Out came a foul stench And down fell a huge number 2 There once was a man from Dundee Who could fart any theme from TV

"I was walking down Green Street on day When I met Fat Sam coming the other way ""May I make so bold. When will Nolan be sold"" He told me politely ""Go away"" Hung her arse from a bridge for a poo In the water she could see a canoe"

"I find myself holding spare cash, Now. Should I go out on the lash? Or revisit the bitch That gave me the itch leaving her with this nasty red rash. I was walking down Green Street on day When I met Fat Sam coming the other way"

"I find myself holding spare cash, Now. Should I go out on the lash? Or revisit the bitch That gave me the itch leaving her with this nasty red rash. I was walking down Green Street on day When I met Fat Sam coming the other way"

"I find myself holding spare cash, Now. Should I go out on the lash? Or visit revisit the bitch That gave me the itch leaving her with this nasty red rash. I was walking down Green Street on day When I met Fat Sam coming the other way,"

"Your Limericks will sound much sweeter. When done in anapaestic meter. Sod that classroom shit Tag! Gotcha! You're ""It! Fuck off and compose something neater. I find myself holding spare cash, Now. Should I go out on the lash?"

"There once was a chap named Saul Outed a fellow poster, not cool! Twas done you see To improve quality, Now please stop playing the fool. Your Limericks will sound much sweeter. When done in anaepestic meter"

"Hairy spotter's stuff at least rhymes But syllables, too many sometimes, if he gave it more thought the perfection u sought would be there but if not, no crimes! There once was a chap named Saul Outed a fellow poster, not cool!"

"Apparently there're many ways to skin a cat Depends if they're thin or if fat The job will be worst If you don't kill them first, It can be a struggle like that. Hairy spotter's stuff at least rhymes But syllables, too many sometimes, http://www.creative-writing-now.com/how-to-write-a-limerick.htmlmost times,"

"A young man from darkest Peru Was wanking whilst sat on the loo Up slithered a snake from the pan had a good look at the youngsters old man and thought ""his cocks so small ill have to eat the poo"" Apparently there're many ways to skin a cat Depends if they're thin or if fat"

My milkman delivered today Two pints and a box of Milk Tray The ladies all cop A large red top He's always delivered that way A young man from darkest Peru Was wanking whilst sat on the loo

"Last night got the fright of my life, Caught the vicar shagging my wife I crept in the room and peered through the gloom Then opened him up with my knife. My milkman delivered today Two pints and a box of Milk Tray"

"Oops 1,000 have been in my bed Claimed Hucknell from Simply Red. This rubbish pop singer Who looks like a minger And should be a road sweeper instead. Last night got the fright of my life, Caught the vicar shagging my wife"

"Oops 1,000 have been in my bed Claimed Hucknell from Simply Red. This rubbish pop singer Who looks like a minger And should be a road sweeper instead. Last night got the fright of my life, Caught the vicar shagging my wife"

"A degenerate sex-case called Ched Somehow got a bird into bed Now he's done his time Has he paid for his crime? He a rapist when all done and said. Last night got the fright of my life, Caught the vicar shagging my wife"

"As I stared at WHO during the night I read something that gave me a fright My amusing pooh rhyme Posted a day after time This Tiddiron, he`s not very bright. 1,000 have been in my bed Claimed Hucknell from Simply Red....."

A degenerate sex-case called Ched Somehow got a bird into bed He thought she'd stoop low Until she said no I will not do anal she said As I stared at WHO during the night I read something that gave me a fright

Whilst wiping my knob across the screen I asked myself what does it mean to countenance smeg Whilst stood on one leg And trying not to be over keen A degenerate sex-case called Ched Somehow got a bird into bed

Whilst sunning myself by the dock I saw something that gave me a shock as the man came nearer it all became clearer it was his umbrella and certainly not a cock Whilst wiping my knob across the screen I asked myself what does it mean

There once was a bloke playing blackjack who asked for the dealer to cut him some slack The dealer said no I won't stoop that low Unless you have some Moroccan Black Whilst sunning myself by the dock I saw something that gave me a shock