Woke watch

[arsene york-hunt]

"There is a very good section on GB news where the ludicrous idiocies of Wokeness are looked at I thought we would should have one for WHO. I'll start with Baptiste on BBC: In Hungary,an ambassador's family are kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and carry out atrocities. At the end of the last episode Baptiste finds out that it is a false flag operation and conveniently, the real culprits are white supremacists who want to stop all immigration. Coronation Street ITV a gay black footballer is stopped by the police, because he is driving an expensive car. He is pushed to the ground during an altercation, and damages his leg threatening his career. Could have been written by Dawn Butler or a BLM activist."

[Kaiser Zoso]

What about third man?

[violator]

That term will no doubt offend various domestic abuse groups. Just call them Batsman and Batswoman.

[Mike Oxsaw]

Anybody sought out Fanny Batsman's views on this?

[Lee Trundle]

"Not allowed to say BATSMAN/BATSMEN any more as it upsets the gender benders and the likes of comma. BATTERS is the way forward, apparently."

[Side of Ham]

Interested to know how many women Emma employs in her coaching staff for that to be used as an example........

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Keep up the good work Gareth.

[Any Old Iron]

"Mr. Woke, Gareth 'Brexiteers are racist' Southgate is at it again. 'We haven’t got enough': Gareth Southgate looks to add more women after challenge from daughter An exchange with his daughter has prompted the England manager to call for sporting bodies to increase the involvement of women By Tom Morgan, Gareth Southgate admitted he needs more women in his England backroom staff, as he became the latest sporting leader to hail the ""absolutely remarkable"" Emma Raducanu. The national team manager, appearing as a guest at the Royal Television Society in Cambridge, said his daughter, Mia, had taken him to task over a perceived lack of female recruitment at the Football Association. Southgate acknowledged just three of his staff of 40 with direct involvement in the England team were women. ""We haven’t got enough,"" he added. His daughter went on to challenge him on the FA's overall rate of around 40 per cent women across the body. Southgate added: ""Within the FA we are actually very diverse, gender-wise with 38 per cent female - my daughter said to me, ‘Oh, that’s good is it, dad?’ Good point. And for me again it’s a great reminder of what world do I want for my daughter, what opportunities do I want for my daughter? Because that very quickly changes your outlook on the way that you view women’s sport and opportunities for women within our sport."" There is scant involvement of women in coaching positions across the elite men's professional game, and the FA - which recently recruited a female chair - is among a host of sporting bodies working to improve gender diversity, particularly at board level. Telegraph Sport disclosed last year how the Rugby Football Union, England Hockey, GB Boxing and England Boxing, British Judo, the British Karate Federation and the British Mountaineering Council were not meeting a Government target for the number of women on their boards. Speaking at the event in Cambridge, Southgate also said the ""sky is the limit"" for Raducanu after her US Open triumph in only her second Grand Slam - but he warned of the risks of expectations in the months ahead. He said: ""Why would we think that an 18-year-old would qualify for Wimbledon, play on Centre Court in front of tens of thousands of people, be the total centre of every media story for weeks, and be able to breeze it? I mean it’s only taken her two months more to breeze it, which is a quite remarkable thing really. Absolutely remarkable. But maybe the harder part for her will be the next bit when the expectation is a bit different. ""But to do what she’s done is phenomenal, the way she played, the way she dealt with it all. From a marketing point of view she’s giving an interview in Mandarin…so when we are talking about what that could look like, I would think sky’s the limit."" The England manager, who has guided the nation to a World Cup semi-final and this summer's European Championship final, added that he had personally benefited from working with a life coach who was introduced to him by UK Sport. ""I had no idea that so many top CEOs and managers in other businesses work with [these] people,"" he said. ""To me that was eye-opening and I assumed a weakness if I was going to do that and yet it's given me a different perspective, someone to bounce ideas off, who’s not bothered about the football."""

[yngwies Cat]

Putin is Gaylord cսnt.

[Helmut Shown]

"There was a pub near to the BT training school in Stone, Staffordshire, called The Labour in Vain. Their pub sign was somebody trying to scrub a black kid white. They had to change it but I am told they still have the sign in a back room."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"How on earth would we all know what really happens in ""the real world""?"

[Block]

"I love these little made up stories you come out with, Irons. Keep up the good work."

[Block]

"I love these little made up stories you come out with, Irons. Keep up the good work."

[Come On You Irons]

"My latest squeeze works in advertising and I can confirm there is a clear and obvious woke agenda going on in the advertising world from the things she has told me. Apparently, Russia is one of the few global markets (at least the only one she is involved with) in which non-white actors are not permitted to be shown in advertisements. Say what you like about Putin, but at least his government takes no shit from the woke and BLM brigade."

[riosleftsock]

"If you enjoy seeing videos of Scottish politicians falling off mobility aids, here's a video of a scottish politician falling off a mobility aid. According to social media (his twitter acocunt) he is really nt happy that this was filmed and even more annoyed that it is being shared. Enjoy https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/7711688/moment-humza-yousaf-falls-scooter-holyrood/"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

I suppose this street will have its name changed next https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

[Mike Oxsaw]

Who can remember when Green Street was actually green? I can't recall it ever being so. The name MUST be changed immediately to avoid possible confusion. Likewise Green Lane. And has anybody actually asked the black boy referenced in the street named in his honour how he feels about it being changed? And as for Step Knee...

[arsene york-hunt]

Update on Blackboy Lane renaming. It seems it's mostly the white Middle class that want it changed. https://www.mylondon.news/news/north-london-news/renaming-racist-black-boy-lane-19754209

[master]

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-58513670.amp Oh these things happen... https://www.thedailybeast.com/janey-godley-stars-in-governments-covid-ads-despite-shocking-racist-tweets

[Fo the Communist]

"Hermit, well maybe But not attaching this warning to the medium via which most people would access the documents is not exactly the most determined bit of wokery - if it is being applied at all. Maybe Rios could expand seeing he was the one who made the initial glib post."

[riosleftsock]

"Capitol There's actually a twitter account called ""watch wankers"" which is quite funny sometimes, just pictures of some absolute dicks and their watches."

[BRANDED]

Good article on critical theory https://unherd.com/2021/09/judith-butlers-toxic-nonsense/?fbclid=IwAR1ehwUm5AFCJNS3jCUX0iNTxYhck4TUY7ti9T5rDt6lFqQxtLWYuMFKp3w

[nerd]

"incorrect use of the word Woke caused by the media ,we used to use the term PC gone mad now incorrectly use woke . This world is driving me nuts , woke watch grow the f**k up more like ."

[Capitol Man]

Not at all hermit - it’s just taking the piss out of the cunts opting to humiliate themselves with “wanker watch”. Good bit of self-awareness on your part for once to own up to this one though.

[Hermit Road]

"Also, Capitol (them/their) relapsing in their struggle with Tourrettes can only mean two things, that their beloved Democrats have their backs against the wall, and that them’s wife (she/her) is getting an absolute ear-thrashing on a nightly basis."

[Hermit Road]

"Fo, As I reckon you are fully aware, this statement; “ You can view America's Founding Documents via the dastardly National Archives without any warnings.” Can be true at the same time as this statement is; “The National Archive has now put a caution warning ""Harmful Language Alert"" on the declaration of independence and constitution in the States.” That you can view it without the caution doesn’t mean that they haven’t put a caution on it somewhere else."