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A place to.list your 3 most hated things No.politics please....can include anything else though. After..much consideration mine are; Yoghurt IVR based telephone systems Half & Half football scarves Go ahead and vent your spleen

Stickleback, I'll raise you with drivers who don't know the simple highway rules. It's legal to 'undertake' in ANY vehicle (cars as well as motorcycles) if the car in the lane to the right is traveling slower than the speed limit.

For example, if there's a car in the middle lane on a motorway doing 40mph you are perfectly at liberty to undertake them in lane one.

Also, pertaining to motorbikes in particular, if the road has broken 'centre lines' and two-way traffic there is NO SUCH THING as the 'right' side of the road. So going out to the oncoming lane is completely legal, as long as there's nothing coming towards you of course.

These idiots on WHO who present their quotes from previous posters in a vertical column of two or three letters. Are they that bored?

Also, people that decide to dump their shopping trolleys anywhere they see fit, usually in the middle of the supermarkets car park.
Lazy fat chavy CUNTS.

Hand driers in loos that sound like a jumbo jet but don’t actually dry your hands . 
Dishes in Indian / Bangladeshi restaurants that say ‘ medium ‘ but are far too hot .
 Barbour wear / Hunters wellies …. Very average . 

Musicals.

Private Number plates..
 

Drivers who pay monthly for their vehicles one way or another.

Range Rover drivers who think its ok to park so close to you that when you return to your car you cant get in. (If you're lucky), the person next to you has left enough room for you to get in the passenger side and climb over to start your car. I keep post-it notes to stick under their wiper with a single word on it. Twice this has happened to me both times selfish, I own the road Range Rover arseholes.

, wrote: ↑23 Jan 2025, 10:15 Off topic threads on a football only dedicated thread.

MaryMillingtonsGhost wrote: ↑24 Jan 2025, 17:52 Families that walk down the street side-by-side, thus forcing anyone walking in the opposite direction to walk in the road because they're too lazy/self absorbed to make their gaggle of kids make room. CUNTS.

People that walk down the street with their nose stuck in their phone, oblivious to other pedestrians. CUNTS.

Spurs supporters. UBER CUNTS.

Websites that ask for your email for legitimate reasons and then sell it on to other cunts to abuse and spam up your inbox.

Families that walk down the street side-by-side, thus forcing anyone walking in the opposite direction to walk in the road because they're too lazy/self absorbed to make their gaggle of kids make room. CUNTS.

People that walk down the street with their nose stuck in their phone, oblivious to other pedestrians. CUNTS.

Spurs supporters. UBER CUNTS.

Overuse of the word legend. Nowadays usually means a pop singer who has had more than one hit.

Always save the best till last.  

Absolutely.

People who eat all their chips first, and save the burger or steak to the end 

People who describe some electronic thing as a 'nice bit of kit'

Pregnant women who have the big sticky -out bellybutton 

ALL BAD, ALL BAD
 

WHU(Exeter) wrote: ↑23 Jan 2025, 09:07 Clint, you're meant to pick three

Off topic threads on a football only dedicated thread.

‘Teams’ ring and notification noises
The person in advertising who thought it would be trendy/funny, to include the ‘Teams’ ringing noise in an unrelated TV advert. (Their room 101 should be solid concrete and at the bottom of an ocean)
The expiring dinosaur noise that some lorries make whilst reversing

Clint, you're meant to pick three

Volodymyr Zelenskky. Poundland Dudley Moore cսnt. The tracksuit makes you look like a fucking chav not a military strongman. Also, have the decency to wear a suit and have shave when you've got the begging bowl out, you've embezzled enough money to pay for it you coke'd up midget Schwab feltcher.

F 129 Row66" wrote: ↑23 Jan 2025, 00:30

Hello Mrs. Jones » 22 Jan 2025, 21:35People in row 42 seat F who jump up the moment the captain turns the seat belt sign off

......and then have to wait for half an hour by the carousel; usually with like minded cunts crowding round it, so you have to push them out of the way to get your case.

Hello Mrs. Jones » 22 Jan 2025, 21:35People in row 42 seat F who jump up the moment the captain turns the seat belt sign off

......and then have to wait for half an hour by the carousel; usually with like minded cunts crowding round it, so you have to push them out of the way to get your case.

People who describe a player as a "Baller"

FUCKING BALLER????????

CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Forgot one...all the cunts who say  'appy days every second sentence