West Ham Online

Booby advent calender posted by Joe Royal a while ago was much better than this .

"Goodness, I must open more of these political threads that I've been ignoring. She controls it all very well, but soon they'll jump out of that bikini top, surely, I'll keep watching. Welcome back Defjam"

best thread in donkeys. 10/10 would read again

Two bald men having a ruck.

"""She's gone to the effort to put her false lashes on, but she didn't put any lipstick on. Strange."" Any woman would tell you: go big on the eyes and keep the lips neutral, or go bold on the lips and be subtle with the eyes. It's either or, not both. Unless you want to appear clownish. This young lady knows what she is doing, but why on EARTH are you noticing her face??"

Crikey

Marvelous

"This is definitely NSFW Every time I open it, I forget what file I'm supposed to be going to and who I'm meeting next. Great shout bring this back out!"

Six..... Seven.... Eight.... Nine.... Ten....

"‘ She's gone to the effort to put her false lashes on, but she didn't put any lipstick on. Strange.’ lol"

One..... Two.... Three.... Four.... Five....

"Well done, Crowley. Excellent work. Anyone know if there's one of these for SYDNEY SWEENEY?"

Lets have it done right

"She's gone to the effort to put her false lashes on, but she didn't put any lipstick on. Strange."

MAKING WHO GREAT AGAIN

"Crikey Def, that's not fair at all. I can't remember what the fuck I was supposed to be doing now... **wanders off, eyes glazed, looking for a nice cold breeze**"

It's almost like it's in 3D. Or 38DD.

http://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/cu-in-the-nt-northern-territory-australia-tourism-slogan-a7407806.html

"Top Shelf stuff, that/those."

Ag ag ag ag!

Ag ag ag ag!

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Calm down and look at the BOUNCING BOOKS

"You've fucking changed that, what an outrageous abuse of moderator privileges! DEFINITELY ban this cսnt!"