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"Been divorced since Sept 2021 and thought I may get back to dating. Very inexperienced with the new dating scene. So went on Match. So met a Nurse, Mid 50s like me and we have been dating, she has been on dating sites 6 years ? We have been sharing a bed for a few months.. She is still advertising herself on Match, am I a mug.. I asked her why and she said we have not had the chat so we are not exclusive ?? WTF is that ?"

Whatever your site of choice I hope it’s faster than this one or she’ll think she’s being ignored

"Be very careful, Paul. I worry about meeting people in person."

"Paul picked up a woman in Iceland? Well done, mate! Altogether now... ?üéµ Freezer jolly good fellow, freezer jolly good fellow...?üé?"

Careful how your snogging her or you might end up with q cold store.

Congrats. There's hope for hammer and sickle

Does she need a carrier bag over her boat race?

Will you be taking her up the isle ?

Asking someone out in a supermarket? You’d have to be off your trolley to do that.

Hopefully her snatch is as warm as a Findus crispy pancake

“That’s why mum’s go to Iceland”

You should be alright for the old fish fingers then Paul

Thanks Debs.. Bonus Card ?üòä

Good luck Paul6565....were you after her discount?.Smart move.

Bruuno 3:27 Wed Sep 20 Bang on Mate…

Thanks Debs and Nurse.. Respect. I wish you both happiness. A total one from out of the blue.. Asked the Lady out in the Iceland store yesterday so got a date next Saturday (she has a lovely Cockney accent which is pleasing) Be nice please boys !!!!!

"bruuuno 3:41 Haha yeah, long time ago now!"

"Men and women shouldn’t cohabit together, both cnut genders and totally opposite in every sense. Let’s not forget women share the brain cell."

"bruuuno 3:27 Wed Sep 20 Great post mate, especially the last sentence."

Ag @ ray & nurse Wish I’d read the posts before replying with a serious response but im sure there’s comedic value on it! Clarky I’ll never forget your up the duff thread!

"Nurse Ratched 1:23 Wed Sep 20 A yoga class is a good one, the bigger the studio the broader the more chance of meeting someone you click with. If you go to different classes at different studios you can be mixing with dozens of new women every week. Not only this but it is great for your body and mind, especially as you get older. Before uk you take the piss let’s see who’s calling up the council when they’re 80 cos they can no longer get dressed independently. Doesn’t matter if you’re ‘shit at it’ either (that’s like saying you’re shit at walking) - women will respect you for it compared to lads lads lads type blokes. I spend much of my time surrounded by almost naked sweating beauties and laugh at how I used to hang around the edge of dance floors trying to muster up the courage to get knocked back by some munter. It’s never too late, good luck whatever you do cos no matter what any of us say being lonely is fucking shit."

Rat Nurse 2.48...so last date you had was when you was 20 in the 1950s?

Rat Nurse 2.48...so last date you had was when you was 20 in the 1950s?

"My worst first date, took a girl out for a few drinks, with the normal chit chat Her “have you ever been married?” Me “no, you?” Her “yeah it was a bit of a disaster” Me “how come?” Her “he ended up getting done for attempted murder” Me “oh shit..... who’d he try and kill?......not you?” I was joking just trying to lighten the mood, turns out it WAS her and she told me all about this three hour ordeal she had showing me all the scars and how they happened, it was pretty horrific He was getting out in a few months as well I politely declined to see her again despite our lovely evening"

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Haven't met yet.....but I reckon he'll.have potential ;-)