West Ham Online

Or is he brown bread?

"Eric MORRIS. Hence the derivative’Moritz’ I recall the middle aged woman with a medical flatulence condition, and when everyone was trying to cover up for her, Moritz yelled out ‘have that one on me, Mrs B’"

"Good series, that Len"

"This thread and the discovery that NS hasn't actually got any MATES on here puts me in mind of the episode of Dear John, where John goes round Kirk St Moritz's gaff and finds out his flash personality and lifestyle is all fake, and he's actually a nerdy bloke called Eric (or something like that) and lives with his mum."

Soldo son glad you are ok

"I’m glad he’s ok, although I’ve never knowingly met anyone else on here, it’s like being a part of a disfunctional family."

So he's OK is he? Oh well.

Tut tut MMG funeral pyre should NEVER be removed from.your Play list .....its sacrosanct.

Pleased to see all's well NS. **Removes 'Funeral Pyre' by The Jam from playlist**

"More important than the Political threads, Sold0? Shirley not, Son? Good to hear you're ok!"

Sorry to hear that mate. Obviously the site is creaking badly now.

"Roots. I had the same issue as you, my entire history has vanished. Bit gutted as i had some really personal whomails from the time i lost my old man."

Maybe he's having the same issues with the site I had last few weeks See the admin help thread.

"Sold0 son, glad all is (sort of) well. * plays ' I am the reserection"""

"Oi! Soldo! How about you arm and fire up that Vulcan? Looks like the need a bit of help over Gaza way. A mixture of dog & ferret shit is not officially classed as a cluster bomb, and even if they do rush legislation through the UN to make it so, it can simply be re-branded as protein and delivered as humanitarian aid."

He’s still breathing oh well better luck next time

"I wonder how many tennis fans would suddenly stop posting on a forum that they have been posting on every day for 20 long years because they have 'shit going on'?? So much for the alpha male, Sold0, it's disappointing, but everyone shows their true colours eventually. Fella's a fraud :-)"

"The beauty of this place is the last few days everyone has been concerned as to the well being of NS. Talking positively about him, genuine worry. He pops his head up confirms he's alive and kicking and then normal service resumes and everyone cunts him off till the cows come home. I fucking love this site!!!"

He's been counting his MATES

Yes Sold0!!

Good to see you back NS.

Hallelujah Frazel Express - 3.35 Sligo

Hallelujah Frazel Express - 3.35 Sligo

He has risen from the dead. He is the new Christ.

God bless you Soldo.

"Soldo good to hear, thought you had...well you know.... ""When I see a thread that I can contribute with some enthusiasm"" See you on the depression thread then :-)"