West Ham Online

Why do they have a woman doing the draw for the men's FA Cup?

Who gives a fuck.

"Last week Andy Cole was doing the draw fir the EFL cup. He pulled out a 6, but wasn’t sure if it could be a 9. Mark Chapman (what’s he doing on sky?), said “ it’s the 1/4 finals, if we’ve got a 9 in there we’ve got a problem….” It made me laugh."

"Have we drawn City, United, Liverpool or one of the rich 5 yet? Oh sorry that’s the third round :-("

"You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that skin has ne'er felt the lash of the cat, been rubbed with salt and then flayed off by a pirate chief"

On The Ball 7:59 Sun Nov 5 :-) I don't imagine it was the shoes that caused all that wonder?

"Think Cray Valley’s ground only holds about 1,000.Mostly the pitch with a barrier around it."

The valley derby was decent. Amazing result for Cray Valley against their next door neighbours.

"Coffee 5:51 Sun Nov 5 When I was at college I worked at Miss Selfridge - I was on shoes and swimwear and I had a wonderful, wonderful year. On my first day they put me on the changing room for a laugh though."

"What do you expect,it was on the bbc."

Why do they have a woman in charge of the men's underwear section in M&S?

There are people starving in Africa (which I hate).

Why do you care?

So she can play with their balls.