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"Viagra -what does your mate think ? My mate who just happens to be similar age to me states they are a god send for them over 60, but you must take them with water otherwise it brings on a massive headache and his doctors warned him not to be a smart arse and take 2 at a time as that will bring on a heart attack and he will die! but die happy maybe. anyway what does your mate think ? Perverts the lot of you ."

You mean my mates glasses? It didn’t work for you though….

Rub a tablet over your glasses or contact lenses so you look hard.

My mate is looking forward to being senile enough to try it for himself...

"Darlo Debs 10:43 Wed Nov 8 Re: Viagra -talk to me Zeb should that be nice bone-us I'll help my coat I thought ""I'll help my coat"" was a euphemism for some aspect of taking viagra."

My mate tried it out after reading someone else on here posting about it before! My mate tried a sort of cheaper alternative brand that supposedly had same drug content. Didn't notice much difference to normal. My mate then tried the actual brand itself and got better results and didn't get a headache. I... I mean my friend didn't feel it was particularly amazing drug but maybe in 5 or 10 years I.. err my friend will need it more??

I was on a training course once for one of the competitors. Very sensibly they started the course with a ten minute session for everyone to get all the willy and hard-on jokes out so everyone got that out of their system. Seemed to work too.?üëç

I was asking the assistant at my local chemist about this. He said he took it himself and it is really good. I asked him can you get it over the counter? He said yes if he took 2 !!

"Wd40 - Just stare at your poster of Moyes, or better still get the Mrs to talk to you in a Glaswegian accent questioning the West Ham way, get her to dig out the fan base and say winning is what I do, don't forget to tell her to mention we finished 6 and 7th and won our first cup in 43 years.. You'll be rock hard. :-)"

Sorry should be ill get my coat. Though I might look in on this thread now snd then til I am bored stiff.

Bone Alone - The Viagra Christmas Tale

Zeb should that be nice bone-us I'll help my coat

Go easy....fracture and amputation are known side effects.

"Ginseng pills work a lot better without the side effects, which include mild nausea in my case. In other words, I’m so hard I don’t need it."

It works and it still works the following morning which is a nice bonus.

A bit of an insurance policy if you want to be able to perform under pressure or after having a few.

Listen to Branded as he will know these things knocking about in Sohohoho well into his 60’s….

Get those Viagra eyedrops. . They make you look hard.

Isnt this for gay boys who want to bum all night?

"riosleftsock 10:10 Tue Nov 7 I call bullshit, there is no way it lasts that long! Also, there still has to be some kind of sexual stimulation, so I'm really worried what he gets up to with toilet cisterns!"

Most on here have taken the viagra placebo. They just think they're hard

"Ooh, you're hard"

"Ooh, you're hard"

I took two instead of my sleeping tablets by mistake . I ended up taking 40 wanks .

Best thing ever invented Stops me from falling out of bed when I’m pissed

You must have one too if you can’t look four posts down.