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". ........... V London Stadium 23rd Dec 12:30 GMT VAR Paul Tierney Simon Hooper: (11) - 56 3 Areola, Coufal, Zouma ¬©, Mavropanos, Emerson, ?Ålvarez, Ward-Prowse, Souƒçek, Kudus, Paquet?°, Bowen Subs: Fabia?Ñski (GK), Johnson, Kehrer, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Fornals, Benrahma, Ings, Mubama Onana, Wan-Bissaka, Evans, Kambwala, Shaw, McTominay, Mainoo, Antony, Fernandes ¬©, Garnacho, H??jlund Subs: Bayindir (GK), Reguli??n, Bennett, Amrabat, Eriksen, van de Beek, Hannibal, Pellistri, Rashford West Ham 7/5: Draw 13/5: Man Utd 17/10 TNT Sports 1 ."

"""FFS GROW UP"" What sort of massive cսnt says grow up about others discussing a match and then says it wasn't great himself. Merry Christmas you massive cսnt :-)"

"After reading a lot of comments below you wouldn't have thought we had just beaten Man United .Yes it was flat but we still had a decent time in Block 131. FFS grow up, it wasn't great but its still 3 points for Christmas. Moyes still a cսnt and want him out but lose up and enjoy it."

"""The Defence were panicking like a Nonce in a Prison Riot"" LOL"

"Always great to beat Man Utd no matter what the circumstances. Great to have players like Bowen, Kudus, Paqueta who other fans are wishing they had. Quick read of redcafe was amusing."

Willtell 1:19 Sun Dec 24 Yup deffo a pony Man U team... and yet they went up to Anfield and got a result last week... but yeah something terminally wrong there ... and long may it continue

"Sydney_Iron 11:05 Sat Dec 23 Ha ha ha... sent that around as a Xmas present to a few of my Man U mates... absolutely superb... Flying Pig United and the Jap are the best... ""FILTHY BALL FROM PAQUETA... GOAL... FUCK OFF.... ABSOLUTE TWAT"" Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!"

"I was as pleased as any WH fan could be but let’s be honest here. Man Utd are in crisis with a manager seemingly on his way out and injury problems. They had a 19 year old debutant and a 35 year old free transfer as their CB pairing. Good result all the same and certainly 30 points is not to be sniffed at but let’s not get carried away here. This is a poor, injury hit Man Utd team. Low block and breaking fast is how Moyes survived mid table most of his career. If you want to challenge the top 4 you would surely have bigger ambitions than what Moyes dishes up?"

"Yeh, will take the 3 points against a pony manc side. Was better 2nd half. Crowd was flat as a pancake till we scored. (Everyone in our bit were still livid about that sweaty‚Äôs attitude at the mickeys in midweek). cսnt. It livened up in our bit after the goal, with the poznan and ‚Äúyou only live round the corner‚Äù amoungst other songs. There was no ‚Äúwho‚Äôs that lying on the runway‚Äù etc for the older mob though. Happy to be 6th, but the scouse no-show took the dairy off yesterday‚Äôs win. p.s. Fuck off out our club you fuckin negative sweaty dinosaur. And take the usual suspects with ya."

"My son burst in the room at nearly 12pm yesterday telling me ""It's a 12:30 kick off!"", so ended up missing this one yesterday as I had presumed it was 3pm. To be honest I was still sore from Wednesday night at Anfield, so wasn't really up for it anyway. First half was boring and the ground seemed lifeless. Didn't feel such a big deal to beat this Man U team. The way they played it would have been embarrassing not to have done. So not too giddy about being 6th. Arsenal are going to put things into perspective after Christmas when we will probably have a choice of two orifices out of which to excrete our Christmas dinner."

Two Nill and a Short way home Two Nill and a Short way home Two Nill and a Short way home Two Nill and a Short way home

Luckily the Nan U supporters had as little sense of humour as you cunts.

"""Thats why Moyes left Man U"" sacked, not left. aren't you supposed to be in the alps, hahaha. fucking jackanory cսnt"

"Branded - that's shit, they sacked him and their fans would still be as pleased as Sunderland are that they did"

Est chant of the day was Thats why Moyes left Man U Thats why Moyes left Man U Thats why Moyes left Man U Thats why Moyes left Man U

"They all seemed to have Heineken, the bar had a kind of balcony above it with a DJ and an odd looking oldish geezer dancing away and encouraging the crowd to do the same. It was a laugh. I went in F and was high up in the Billly Bonds stand about half way between the goal and halfway line. Cost me 75 quid!"

"The ref was abysmal yesterday, gave them all the 50/50 decisions"

"Sydney_Iron 11:05 Sat Dec 23 Re: ‚ö? West Ham v Man Utd - Official Match Thread Some absolute belters of melt downs from ManU fans in this, funny as fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shAg1G7i-0k @5.03 ag ag ag ag Bloke disappears and a flying chair comes into view"

"I was ""dragged"" to a bar a couple of weekends ago to watch the early football game and we stayed on to watch the Man U Bournemouth game - Man U were so bad I could scarcely believe it. The bar was wall-to-wall minge (think Robert Palmer meets ZZ Top for a video shoot) but watching Bournemouth pick the home team apart almost at will was mesmerising. 0-3 was very complementary to Man U. They were equally devoid of ideas & leadership yesterday, too and Liverpool will be rueing their bad day at the office last week. However much the media paper over what is happening at Old Trafford, it looks like an institutional problem that will take decades to work it's way out of the system, no matter how many times the club changes hands. That said, yesterday, 2-0. 6th at Christmas. Wallop! Good Times."

Mex that's the Heineken bar isn't it? Obviously having been away for a couple of years and the beer will heighten your enjoyment. Where did you sit?

First half was all about the reff. The second half all about the West Ham.

"Sounded like Moyes to me, but could be wrong. First half started well, I enjoyed the whole game. Maybe just the joy to go to a game again. Hate to say first in two years! I thought the stadium looked much better with the seating nearer the pitch. The walk to and from remains awful. But I enjoyed a prematch beer in a live disco bar thing not to far from the club shop, really buzzing, nice."

"Sounded like Moyes to me, but could be wrong. First half started well, I enjoyed the whole game. Maybe just the joy to go to a game again. Hate to say first in two years! I thought the stadium looked much better with the seating nearer the pitch. The walk to and from remains awful. But I enjoyed a prematch beer in a live disco bar thing not to far from the club shop, really buzzing, nice."

"First half was a bit dull, but still found it interesting, seemed like both teams were scared to concede first, and so it proved."

"All I heard was ""we are West Ham's claret and blue army"" nobody where I sit would be singing that. In fact I've never ever heard that sung. The first half was dull let's be fair I've even read that Joe Cole said it was awful.."

Sydney_Iron 11:05 Sat Dec 23 That is magnificent! I'd love to know what the Chinese fellow was saying.