West Ham Online

"I can't fault a thing tonight. Everything spot on, from Oggy & Stavros wall at the back, Kudus never stop running & chasing down everything, the governor Alvarez bullying everyone, and credit to Moyes keeping the players happy over Christmas, and fresh for tonight. Heroes, to a man. 10/10, nothing better than beating those fucking North London mugs and the lego haired twat in charge"

"Ah yes, that's the one I was looking for, couldn't remember his name though."

Far Cough No. Captain Black (Post Mysteron takeover)

Arteta = Scott Tracy from Thunderbirds are Go

"TM, Lego haired cսnt is unfair. Captain Black in leisurewear looking cսnt however is perfectly fair. https://images.app.goo.gl/RnVmvP2bFMFdEwZQ9"

If only someone had done a MATCH THREAD to put this on

"Lets not get ahead of ourselves - I still think we need another win, and maybe a draw to secure safety this year. 36 or 7 is usually the benchmark."

"Jaan - agreed on the Antonio point. We’ve not missed him at all, and his absence has made us significantly better. We can’t go back to Antonio when Kudus goes to the AFCON. Hope Moyes can see that and him and Tim bring a couple of quality forwards in."

pRICEless Sorry

Fair play Miike.... takes a big man etc etc...

"Meant to include JWP as well, played brilliantly tonight"

"Kudus, Alvarez, Oggy and Emerson worked their cocks off tonight, as they do most matches."

"The best thing that has happened to us this season, was losing Antonio. He would still be stinking the place out if he was fit. Now we have a front three as good as any other side. Even when working on scraps you can see how much graft they are willing to do to create havoc for defenders."

"let's get things right, I wouldn't piss on you if you was on fire so no one's trying hard. just an honest opinion on a great team effort"

The Grinch is trying a bit too hard.....