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"Cones, sticks or oil?"

At the start of lockdown we were having daily team meetings to make sure everyone was ok. I'd take advantage and go in the garden for it for some outside time and burn some incense. Came back in one day and a few minutes later saw that my decking was very much on fire from some errant ash - luckily we had a fire extinguisher in the kitchen. Whoops!

"Sticks. Absolutely love it. I burn loads of it in the garden in the Summer (reluctant to do it in the house). It instantly transports me to the Far East or India and makes me happy. I buy it whenever I'm somewhere that might natively produce it, although I realise it probably all comes from China. I did notice it being sold at the offy in the Piazza on the way to the Man Utd game which means I'll probably drunkenly buy some along with a can of beer (and a white Twix) at some point."

"You must be thinking about Incest colly son, they love a bit of that!"

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