West Ham Online

"Media reporting that the Afghan suspect in the Clapham acid attack snuck into the UK on a lorry, had two asylum claims rejected, was convicted of a sex crime, converted to Christianity, and had a third asylum application granted. cսnt travelled down from Newcastle apparently. Another terror attack then, and failure of the authorities."

Breaking... Police believe they have recovered the body of the attacker from the Thames.

Fingers crossed that one of them is Moyes and the other Sullivan.

Oh wow This is going to get interesting finding out who they are

RdUeSpSrEeLsLsed 1:03 Mon Feb 12 and neither are this Abdul cսnt!!??

Two bodies they‚Äôve found apparently ?üò?

I'm pretty sure the dirty cunts . Done himself in and no doubt the old bill think so too . I can't see them releasing the Chelsea bridge footage unless they had a good idea where he is .

"Chief Inspector's office: ""I've got a great idea, gents - let's say he fell into the Thames and we can't find him..? That way, the public will believe justice is served, we can let him go scott free without a fuss, and we can stop wasting all this resource 'searching' for him..?"" All those around the table make low grade sheep-like noises of approval..."

jfk 4:12 Sat Feb 10 Here here mate. It would seem old father Thames has a much cheaper and green way of 'sending them back'.

"And they say there's no justice in today's world. I'm clearly living rent free inside joyo's head while he's living rent free in a dilapidated abandoned lock-up garage squat in Upminster. Win-win, I'd call that. More than we're getting this weekend, but them's the apples."

"Acid attack? I did read about an alkali chemical attack in Clapham, though alkali is the opposite of acid. The perpetrator of that attack appears to have killed himself. Not easy to send someone back, when, or if, they have no documents."

"With any luck the fuckers dead. Can we please stop with the personal childish insults that are now ruining most threads. Fuck right off, it’s beyond boring."

Wouldn't make any difference with your boat thickoooo

An acid attack would improve your face Joyce

Nice predictable mincey response joyofdeaf+dumbsex…. :-)

"You as well snide ...ohhh joyobumsex,brilliant insult I've no response to you're cutting wit"

You are really popular on here joyofbumsex….well done…..

"Thicko??oo 11.36...The acid attack was very basic like you,it was an oxymoron"

I’ve jumped into the Thames - you have to if you want to swim in it. Very nice it is as well up around Goring or Wallingford

I wish you’d jump in the Thames joycey

Oxbore why don't you jump into the Thames as well in Belvedere The children of Thailand/Cambodia will be a bit safer

He is most probably dead. He most probably is an illegal immigrant. He most probably threw acid In a woman and kids face. We most probably will sit on our useless fat fucking arses and wait till he hands himself in. What an absolute bunch of useless shit cunts our old bill have become.

He is most probably dead. He most probably is an illegal immigrant. He most probably threw acid In a woman and kids face. We most probably will sit on our useless fat fucking arses and wait till he hands himself in. What an absolute bunch of useless shit cunts our old bill have become.

joyo 11:29 Fri Feb 9 righto Colombo

"Dimwit Van Moron 10.38....l posted that on here on Sunday,long before plod said he might be in river,l sussed he probably jumped in Thames as then he was seen near Southwark Bridge"

"joyo 8:19 Fri Feb 9 At least you can free up the space you had reserved for him in your dilapidated abandoned lock-up squat for someone more deserving. Silver linings and all that, eh? The Essex tramp community will be rejoicing. Much Thunderbird in many parks will be drunked in celebration."