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The secret you can't let out Which one of you gaylords has been..

More entertaining as well.

i'm tempted to turn right out of pudding mill rather than left next home game the way we are playing. The abba holograms would have put up more of a fight than us on sunday

"Few Geordies we met earlier in the season, had booked rooms in them containers..next to venue. Always find it funny on match day football fans and pissed up Abba fans..... It's not Green Street. Ps Abba always wrote a decent tune."

"Guilty as charged. I did marry a tall, leggy blonde but she was Scottish and more 1980s Diana than 1970s Agnetha. Marriage didn't last (it never would have even happened if I'd have listened to my friends and trusted my instincts, but that's the power of Percy for you). I've banished myself to SE Asia for the rest of my life, where tall, leggy blondes are rather in short supply, although I'm sure that the site expert on such regional matters (joyo), will be able to help me should the need arise."

Oxsaw = Rod Stewart.

"Mike, are you still married to Agnetha (look it up)? 'Still got a passion for 'leggy long-haired blonds'? You total pervert. Nobody but you would ever want a leggy Swedish long-haired blonde. Go to your local police station and hand yourself in."

"Don't mind ABBA, but, for me, they were of their time. Their music seemed to be absolutely everywhere in the 70's, the same as The Beatles were in the 60's. Got respite from them on RNI & ""your all-day album station"", but at work, when the radio was on, nailed on ABBA twice an hour. And I can't recall a fitter bird than Agnetha F?§ltskog...back in the day. Still got a passion for leggy long-haired blondes."

Why is it considered gay to listen to Abba? Should we all be into drill rap then?

Sounds like all the makings of a really good Milf/Gilf orgy.......

What's the dress code? Asking for a friend

"Don't mind a bit of Abba. Went about this time last year with the missus and friends of ours. Quite amazing how they do it and worth the visit, full of the LGBT community, middle aged women and the odd middle aged fella pretending he's only there for the missus. The hotel of transport containers next to the arena was full of pissed up women."

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"I'd definitely go if someone bought me a ticket, free travel and a meal and drinks for the evening. Not that I'm a cheapskate, just that it's not the sort of thing I'd splash money on but I'm curious enough to attend if I had to put very little effort into it."

I don’t care what anyone says ABBA are lethal. A few scoops in me I’d be dancing to the cunts all night.

"I went last summer with the missus. I promised when I was pissed, apparently. It was alright to be fair. Chase me.."

Don't know what's more painful.... Abba's music or Cough attempting to be a comedian.... *ponders * So Cough.... this Dog that has no nose???

"Mama Mia movie ruined Abba's music for me forever. Maybe it's done already, but I think cinemas should show old concerts or sporting events more often."

Got talking to some of the musicians doing that gig At the View tube gaff. Making a nice bit of bunce. .money money money

"Soldo will be there, he has a seat next to Cliff Richards, they'll be able to swap tennis stories at half time (or when Bjorn changes his colostomy bag)."

Id rather watch Depeche Mode in concert.... * ponders * ... actually thinking about it... tell us about this Abba gayfest???