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"Jaffa Cakes, by a country mile. Then Chocolate Hobnobs."

My old always bought broken biscuits in bulk from the salvage shop of all places. Her reasoning was you have to break them to eat them. Dodgers with no jam were also a thing for a while

Would have to go with jaffa cakes too. Also like chocolate (dark) digestives. The old bourbons and custard creams still good. And anything with lemon in.

Fox's classic is the dog's danglies.

What biscuits do the cardigans on KUMB like?

"I'm more into savoury crackers. Ritz and Chicken in a Biskit, the latter of which I don't think are sold in the UK."

"I recommend the chavvy and cheerful Toffypop. A forgiving and sturdy dunker. If you're prepared to hold your nerve, you're rewarded with a mouthful of molten toffee."

Bahlsen Choco Leibniz Not very Brexity. But they do very much take the biscuit.

Garibaldi and Bourbon - Dictatorial

I like a Malted Milk.

Remy

"As mentioned. Cakes go hard, biscuits fo soft when stale. This was proven in court. Anyway. There's always the ""chocolate minty biscuit"" that Barry from Watford recommends https://youtu.be/FOKKPJzr-4w?si=8YYntGL2oYij116s"

"With all the pills I take my insides explode even thinking about biscuits. My ex's brother always used to offer me a couple of fig rolls with my cup of tea and I couldn't resist. Next scene, me waking up on the khazi at five in the morning, wiping up then trying to get back to bed with the circulation cut off from my legs, falling over and nutting the hall wall. Failing that, nearly making it back to the bedroom and tripping over Heavy Metal Petal (my cat) in the dark and nutting the door frame leaving a perfect comedy black eye for the next two weeks. Dangerous things, biscuits."

Jammie dogers & ginger nuts.

"Custard creams an bourbons are awful, m &s choc chip and Hazelnut cookies are the business!"

"I fucking love Jaffa cakes, orange flavour, and the lime ones too. But I'm a bit posh when it comes to my favourites - M and S extremely chocolatey ginger biscuits.. You can't really dunk them tho."

Love a maryland cookie... had a bit of an issue a month or so back... bought a pack and they went AWOL.. blamed my daughter for demolishing them which she denied... a few things started going AWOL... my bedtime reading glasses... among a few other things... now we have two ferrets a girl and a boy... and the boy (Goose) is a massive hoarder... mainly his toys... anyway I looked at where he normally stashes his stuff (under my recliner and it was like aladdins cave under there) My reading glasses 7 socks 1 pair of knickers 1 bra 8 of his toys ... and an unopened pack of Maryland cookies Proper East End weasely cսnt he is

Chocolate digestives that have been refrigerated

Being diabetic I don't really eat them anymore but won't say no if offered a dark chocolate digestive. Have a fond memory of grandma putting out a plate of Taxi and Viscount biscuits back in the 70's!

We haven't got a biscuit tin.

"coffee pretty irrelevant points, they're made with eggs flour and sugar, its a bloody sponge! would you put them in a biscuit tin with other biscuits?"

Custard Creams and/or Chocolate chip/Maryland cookies. Like a digestive in place of a cracker with some cheeses.

Custard Creams and/or Chocolate chip/Maryland cookies. Like a digestive in place of a cracker with some cheeses.

Have you ever cut a Jaffa cake into slices? Can you buy Jaffa cakes in Greggs?

"Jaffa cakes are cakes, proven in a court of law!"

"Mad Dog Jaffa cakes are NOT cakes, just as fish cakes are not cakes, or a former Everton manager is not an ingredient of Kendall mint cake."