West Ham Online

"Glenn Murray was famously one. I know there were a few others, but might as well add that shithouse Maupay to the list. He must have barely scored in the last two years but he seemed to always get one for Brighton against us, scored on his Everton debut and now one in each game for Brentford? Who else is there that’s escaping my memory."

Didn't Teemu Pukki score against us but rarely anyone else?

Neil Shipperley (the W*nker)

I always felt like Noel Whelan scored against us a lot. Probably never did.

Glenn Murray . Say no more. Used to turn into the perfect mix of gerd Muller . Marco van basten . And Andri shevchenko against us every single time .

"Tomas Brolin voted Leeds worst ever signing, managed only 4 goals in 19 games, 2 of those in one match versus the charitable Hammers"

Seem to remember Don Goodman scored a few against us for different clubs.

"I can't remember how many he actually scored against us, but I always remember anticipating a goal whenever Kenwynne Jones had the ball anywhere near our net."

Troy Fucking Deeney

Yoane Wissa

Nikola Zigic

"Defoe and Lineker, for whichever clubs they played when against us."

"Rooney (and yes, I do think he was shit... certainly was in an England shirt for 98% of the time)."

Iain Dowie. Didn't score for us for bloody ages then powered an unstoppable header past Ludo for Stockport even though he was playing for us!

Lukaku at Everton was a mortgage job DCL hasn't scored since their game at the OS so nailed on he breaks his duck on saturday

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink and Graham Poll

Kevin Nolan .

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

Kevin Davies

Chris Wood Callum Wilson