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"Bowen's was West Hams 8th hatrick In the premier league era. For reference a few of the big clubs are in the 40s, even clubs like Everton and Blackburn have at least double our tally. Is it too much to ask to actually sign a dedicated striker in their prime at hangs around more than two seasons"

"Vic Watson ..... 13 hat-tricks , 3 lots of 4 and 6 goals against Leeds We calling those 57 goals just 17 hat-tricks? And Fowler et al can bow down to their superior"

"Another little stat, 3 players have scored more hattricks that West Ham as a whole, Fowler with 9, Shearer with 9, and Aguero with 12!"

"Was looking at hattricks for England, Jimmy Greaves got 6, Lineker got 5, Kane in a position to be number 1 as currently on 5, pretty impressive!"

Alright not in the premier league but Geoff Hurst had nine hattricks over 14 years* Don't know if that includes the double hattrick in the 8-0 demolition of Sunderland*

Di Canio got 5 BRACES but never a hat-trick Probably most famous was one v Arsenal at Upton Park where for one goal he turned old MONKEYS HEAD KEOWN inside out

Don't think Di Canio ever got one for us. Kitson's one against Charlton was a funny one as I think he'd been out the side for ages.

"My recollection of the 3-3 draw with Arsenal with Carroll's hat-trick is that we should have had a couple more. Payet took the ball off a defender on the byeline close to goal and tucked it away and was brought back for a supposed foul on the defender And Lanzini (yes, Lanzini) headed in a ball cut back and was given offside .... at least a foot or two ONSIDE in pre VAR days Maybe my memory fails me but we should have smashed them"

Tony Cottee scored more hatricks in his career than West Ham have got in the entirety of the premier league. Tbh I don't think we ever replaced him...

"""Andy Carroll got one in a DRAW"" Cracking game that one !"

"Doesn't make great reading does it, I'd like to think Ashton would have been our new kitson and would have have got at least 2 or 3, fucking SWP!"

McAvennie v Forest was pre Premier league Cottee v Man City 1994 Kitson v Sheff Wed 1997 & Charlton 2001 Harewood v Villa 2005 Nolan v Reading 2013 Carroll v Arsenal 2016 Antonio v Norwich 2020 (4 goals) Bowen v Brentford 2024

Andy Carroll got one in a DRAW

"McAvennie got one in his last game against Forest. Think Billy Bonds said to him ""Who writes your scripts?!"""

Kevin NOLAN

"Antonio scored four goals in one game, which im counting as four hat tricks 123 124 134 234 ."

Kitson and Cottee qualify! They got 3 between them did dicanio ever get one

Marlon HAREWOOD