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"OK let's give this a go. I have the one standard questions, crisps etc. What are the questions that people have for Newcastle and does anyone have a mate who supports the bar codes that would be willing to do the questions?"

Do you hate Spurs as much as we do? If so why? If not why not as they seem to be slightly obsessed with your mob?

What's it like following the stars and stripes with no stars?

Who won the Blaydon races?

"Do you feel hypocritical at hounding Ashley out of your club, calling his team the “Cockney Mafia”, while giving full support to your new owners who have a genuinely questionable human rights history? Or are the new owners ok because they are wealthy?"

Is it common knowledge in Newcastle that And and Dec have shared a bit of Bottom Intrusion?

What is your preferred fishy on a little dishy?

Why is it that the Durham Light Infantry were known as the Durham Bumpers?? Is it because they was sunk to the nuts?? They love an arsehole does a Geordie.... Cause we're 'avin' a wonderful timeeee!!!

Beheading ir hand cutting off. What flavour do your prefer?

Why do you nick everything off Sunderland?

"If you haven't got anyone yet, I have a barcode supporter mate who'd be happy to answer the questions."

do you have a best memory of this fixture or of playing West Ham? How do your support view West Ham?

"Where do your team need strengthening? After that strong start your form's gone patchy, what happened and who carries the blame (if anyone)?"

Which West Ham player(s) would you like to see on your team?

How much do you rate the job that Eddie Howe has done ( i reckon with the budget he has done fantastic). As the owners are said to want to rival Man City do you think Howe is there for the long term? Would he do a good job for us?

Given all the furore about the Saudi owners would you rather have Ashley back? Would you take Sullivan? Does anyone give you a hard time because of the Saudi human rights stuff? If so does it piss you off?

"Question. Have you heard about the Geordie DNA test? Registrar, ""Father's name?"" Mother, ""D'na."" What kind of tablet does a Geordie use Why Ipad"

Name 3 objects that begin with the letter G that you reckon you could stick up your arse.

Should Scotland Annex Newcastle?

"In series 1 of Auf Wiedersehen Pet, Oz (NUFC fan) travelled from Germany to Belgium to watch Sunderland play in a European game. Would this ever have happened in real life?"

Exactly how hard do you punch horses?