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"Anyone want to be brave enough and own up to having a yid mate to answer? Questions that you would like to put forward are... Can a mod help please. I have the log in for being a mod from before, but it doesn't seem to work. Does a mod mind looking at it. Also remind me of how to highlight the colours etc just so it doesn't look long and boring in one colour. TIA"

Would a mod be able to drop this one out please. Will see if i can change the colours...

Does your club emblem of a Chicken standing on top of a Basketball need changing?

Braindead is embarrassing…..

"They are getting good at coming back in the second half, about the time moyes regularly demonstrates how tactically inept he is! Can't see us getting anything from this and we will shortly start slipping down the table."

"“Champions of Europe, we know what we are” In a fantasy world, what would you like to know what you are?"

Pee Wee don‚Äôt be upset with me you‚Äôre the Cringey cսnt that wrote it.

"Why is posing as West Ham on here to say what our more affectively and socially challenged fans want to hear your idea of success? It's not as if you have no special-needs fans of your own, is it."

"Hi Nutsin, here’s the attention from you’re craving."

"Your club motto is ‘To Dare is to Do’. Have you tried finding out who dared you to get battered everywhere you go or getting someone to dare you not to be bottlejobs? Your famous brand of football was known as what sounds like what diarrhoea sufferers do; Push and Run. You famously choked on last day of the season and blamed diarrhoea. You’re now playing in a stadium that looks like a toilet bowl. Is your transition to comedy club complete or should we expect more? Signing of Danny Shittu as head chef perhaps? Ange, messiah or very naughty boy? And if he is the messiah, how long before you lot kill him like your ancestors did the actual one? Spurs 4th but Arsenal win the league. Or spurs 5th and Arsenal choke? My thermos is too wide at the base to fit into the resting place in my car. Do you have any advice on what I can do with space for cups of which I have no use for? Name your most proudest day as a spurs fan without mentioning the word Audi"

“That I’ll make do it” Just when you thought this thread couldn’t get any more cringey…..FFS!

If you’re still looking for a fan I have a bloke that works for me that I’ll make do it.

Alwaysaniron 6:43 Thu Mar 28 Surely 'half decent spurs fan' is an oxymoron (with the emphasis on the 'moron')?

"On your glorious fans website The Fighting Cock, Is South Stand Billy a bot? NOLU is the logo belonging to Millwall, Is it not better suited to Spurs? Will Spurs fans agree that they belong in the same bracket as West Ham; Newcastle; Villa and Everton as 2nd tier also rans in the Premier league 'big boy' race? With West Ham ranking 24th in UEFA rankings and Spurs 34th will you finally admit we're a bigger club? Those alone should boil the blood of any half decent Spurs fan.."

"We took the shelf, We took the shelf, E-eye-eddie-oh, We took the shelf….."

Why are you the most deluded fans in the country Ps as West Ham we will never know what’s it like to have your own stand run Thank you

"LOL. He's won the league at 4 different clubs, plus numerous cups. I kind of doubt that he's looking on in envy at David's single trophy win, which took him 25 years and the creation of a new tin pot European competition to achieve."

Branded’s & Lube’s posts show exactly why these cunts think they are far better than us…..

the Ange love in begins -Pass the bucket won fuck all ..................................not like David

4th in the league or Champions of Europe?

Do you have any wanky supporters like Manuel?

"Anyone got a spurs mate that wants to answer? I am on their forum but they are all like their team, full or fucking mouth but no substance"

"Anyone got a spurs mate that wants to answer? I am on their forum but they are all like their team, full or fucking mouth but no substance"

Is lasagne back on the menu at this new stadium still surrounded by shit of yours?

"This a year with a 1 in it, hasn't worked for ages has it?"

. What sort of tin pot club has such a star player as Kane for so many years but still wins fuck all. Will your fans ever have an original chant