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Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 15:29
by wd40
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13247899/Conjoined-twin-Abby-Hensel-ties-knot.html one interesting honeymoon . one hell of a blow job
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 20:26
by BRANDED
"Maybe he's got two cocks and can be sucked off at the same time? Anyway, I wonder if they both come at the same time?"
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 19:36
by Fry
Does it count as a threesome.
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 19:23
by Nurse Ratched
"Violator ""...fuck that"" Which??"
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 19:06
by violator
"Double nagging, fuck that"
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 18:40
by Manuel
"Since Wils has fixed this cսnt place there are a lot more shit, pointless threads popping up, not good."
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 18:08
by Side of Ham
If she meets a bloke like Chicken Run then he’ll just bagsy their balloon knot….problem solved….
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 17:57
by Hammer and Pickle
Adds an extra dimension to the phrase “she has a mind of her own”
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 17:54
by Kaiser Zoso
"I suppose in that case it might start to get a bit messy, Nurse"
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 17:52
by Nurse Ratched
What happens if the other sister gets a bloke?
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 17:48
by Mike Oxsaw
If Zaphod Beeblebrox did trans...
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 17:46
by Nurse Ratched
But his WIFE might care!
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 17:44
by Lee Trundle
Nurse He won't give a flying fuck. Any hole is a goal.
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 17:44
by the coming of gary
... are they allowed to play Bridge ? .
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 17:39
by Nurse Ratched
"So...the female orgasm is significantly dependent on the mind. So what if he can make his sister in law climax, but not his wife?"
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 17:19
by Fry
"Far Cough, I wonder if she/they included all that when filling out the dating agency application?"
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 16:56
by goose
I was wondering why joyo hadn't been posting. enjoy your honeymoon joyo son!!
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 16:50
by Far Cough
"Organ distribution The twins have individual organs in the upper part of their body, while most of those at and below the navel are shared, the exception being the spinal cord. 2 heads 2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery corrected scoliosis. 2 completely separate spinal cords 2 arms (originally 3, but the rudimentary central arm was removed, leaving the central shoulder blade in place) 1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery expanded the pleural cavities. 2 breasts 2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, and medicine taken by either affects both) 4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities 1 diaphragm with well coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect 2 stomachs 2 gallbladders 1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe Y-shaped small intestine, with slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture 1 large intestine (one colon, rectum, and anus) 3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right 1 bladder 1 set of reproductive organs 2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally 1 slightly broad pelvis 2 legs"
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 16:23
by Fry
"Certainly looks like woman with two heads though. One pair of shoes, one pair of gloves and two hats. It even sounds like it could be a woman with two heads."
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 15:58
by Far Cough
I sort of know about them as they are from Minnesota where I lived at the time.
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 15:48
by ray winstone
So if one fancies a shag and the other one doesn't......
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 15:38
by Far Cough
Hahahah a two headed woman err...
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 15:38
by Far Cough
Hahahah a two headed woman err...
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 15:36
by Nurse Ratched
*raises hand* I have questions...
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 15:34
by wd40
to thick to post a funny ? you miserable cսnt
Re: Man marries 2 headed woman
Posted: 28 Mar 2024, 15:33
by Far Cough
"That's not one woman with two heads, it's two distinct women who happen to be conjoined."