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Carp are spawning.

I saw a small carp trying mate with a female but he was a a bit shy. Some say a little coy :-) I’ll get me coat

"My late brother used to fish at the specimen pond out near Newbury..he caught The Parrot..not sure what it weighed when Dick caught it but when it died it weighed almost 68 lbs....I have a(very cherished) photo of him with the fish and, yes ,there's a loving sparkle in his eye !"

Fucking size of that?

https://www.total-fishing-tackle.com/media/blog/lac-gigantica-carpe-05-1024x683.jpg Bent

Stick to watching men in skimpy white shorts son.. leave carp angling to the real men

You a carp fisherman Bru' son?? You got any photos of yourself looking lovingly into a fat fish eyes??

You wouldnt last five minutes on the bank soldo. You’d be turked on your first overnighter

Carp fisherman are weirdos... especially those photos they take half in half out the water with some massive fat ugly lazy bottom feeder in their lap... looking on at it lovingly as if they have Brandi (storage Wars) in the vicinity... proper weirdos

"“Nuts - Either top yourself or have a long break, son.” Hahaha"

"Outwitting fish is a strange hobby, unless you can eat the captives"

Carp fishing is crap Ugly fuckers as well. Barbels is where it at. Keeps you on you toes..

Nice one Sydney. I often thought I’d like a koi carp pond. Maybe a good plan for when I retired and incapable of doing other stuff.

Watching Nutsin’s midlife crisis unfold is very awkward to watch.

"My Carp, of the Koi variety spawned late last year, made a right fucking mess of the pond mind, thrashing about shagging each other. Didnt think much of it except destructive bastards but then about 2 months ago we started seeing little koi carp! only problem was the big carp are not too fussy what they eat and Canabals, so the little ones didn't last long all except ONE, who is now about 4 inches long and big enough to not get eaten by the big fuckers. I do like keeping these fish though, just sitting on the deck watching them swim about and forage for food is very relaxing, got 8, well 9 including the little fella and a couple have grown massive must be well over 5kg"

Nice one tosspot.?üëç?üëç Now fuck off!!

"When you get to the point on here when you invite on and enjoy the abuse it's really got out of hand. Nuts - Either top yourself or have a long break, son."