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"If anyone sees him, tell him he's a caant!!! Whomail gone all Pete Tong keeps flashing like Jimmy Savile, had a butchers and came across this. Can anyone translate? WHOMail Reply | Delete swear to fukin god u cսnt Erith Jeff 12:21 Fri Dec 18 il stifck my cock up ur ass just like idid ur mum u cսnt hahahaha > Don't message me again or I spoon your eyes out you cսnt! > > > bLANK MESSAGE GD 1 i shag u rdaughter now n all u cսnt > > > > > > > u muppet cսnt. i fucked ur mum and ur AUNT SAO NOW I AM UNCLE RIDDLE SO LISTEN UP N LISEN GD U pussy cat. do nt ever tarnis hme again or there will be serius consiqense u cսnt I fuckit fuckd ya cսnt i dnt care anymor son x > > > > moncle there anyway x"

Nice bloke!

"The last time dec 18th fell on a Friday was 2020. Before that 2015. Guessing these were sent the earlier date if not before. WHO was a much more wild place back then when this was pretty normal, and Erith Jeff was probably about 6 or 7 other accounts as well."

"It was sent a week before Christmas, sounds like he was on the sherry already"

Ooooh! You'll be in trouble now. The fish & horse are nods to the pikeys who lived on Belvedere Marshes up until the 1953 floods. Can't even think of saying something these days that someone could interpret as an insult against the disadvantaged for whom they have appointed themselves as a guardian...

"Or whether to BUM the fish on the roundabout, or the horse on the other one"

In Erith his biggest dilemma would lie between which chicken shop to use and/or which international phone call office to frequent.

"It was Christmas, everyone's had a drink and says things they don't mean. Erith Jeff might've had a hards day Christmas shopping."

I have a beautiful Erith Tweed jacket. My tailor is very talented but has an awful lisp

There's a whiff of Nursey's eloquence about that.

Erith Jeff sounds like a total cսnt and everything that is right with westhamonline.net

Don't mess with the Erith Massive.

:-)

Ironic that he’s WHOmailed you a RIDDLE

All I got from that is that Jeff wants to be your uncle and gay lover. Standard WHO.