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Happy birthday Moysie! Appreciate all the memories!

Nutstain Not sure what the number of candles has to do with it but I hope he chokes on his 61 candles one at a time....

Mad Dog 2:23 Fri Apr 26 hahaha

Careful what you wish for when blowing those candles out Mr Moyes.

Mad Dog 2:23 Fri Apr He has loads of patronising friends in the media who say his cake is great for West Ham. They all get all huffy when you ask the to go and eat the cake.

Precious metals Jones. COMEX and NYMEX.

Nutsack. You can't be referring to the US Stock Market as that opens at 6.30 so you must be talking about the Santa Fe Springs swap meet. Are you the one selling dodgy handbags?

Happy birthday to David as he moves into the veteran stage of his career. It is high time he received some kind of official decoration or indeed a knighthood to recognise his many years service to playing negative football.

Mad Dog That’s pretty good. Well done there!

"Nutsin. He won't have that many candles. He prefers to have only a few candles and burn them until they're fucked. He has got other candles but he doesn't like to use them on his cake and actually got rid of a few that would probably be useful. The cake has no decorations or any sort. It's plain sponge, no icing and abolutely no flavourings and it's the same recipe as all the always. Be it a special occasion or not. It was good a while ago but went out of date and is now very stale. We shouldn't wish for a better cake"

"All the best Moysie! Happy birthday. Good luck in your next job, thanks for the cup and saving us on your first stint."

"Billy He has 61 candles on his cake, that’s a lot of candles."

*hurls wanker sign towards Nutsack and Moyes Hope he chokes on his cake!

"the "" David Moyes "" toilet, fuck off"

"I'm looking forward to the day we open the "" David Moyes "" stand. Club legend."

"Jones I work for a living mate, it’s my usual wake up time, some of us have to pay bills. I have to be at work at 5:30 in the morning when the markets open."

Nutsack. You were up early again. Did the homeowener turn the sprinklers on?

Oh I can see this going ever so well…. …….. NAAAAAT!!!!!!

yankee doodle cranky