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"Glad we don't play in it BUT has some great games at times, real old skool have a go football, none of the tippy tappy stuff in this league its shit or bust Kicked off overnight Blackburn beat Derby 4-2. Looking forward to some great games."

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"to be fair to the bloke, he was decent enough to sign autographs for fans in the brothel where he shagged a granny'"

Millwall have been in playoff contention a couple of times in the last few seasons & then collapsed. More likely to get out of the division out the other end than get promoted. A game at London Stadium would be a policing challenge …. just need the cunts to get past a first round cup game

"Fauxstralian 1:58 Sat Aug 10 Can you just imagines the number of kittens the media will have should Millwall barge themselves into the Premier League? One half will be forced to accept that Tottenham are not, and never were, our fiercest opponents and the other half will be praying for football-related violence incidents against which they can hand their carefully crafted headlines & sub-headlines. Bring it on!"

"Sydney Iron Good thread! I agree the EFL is a good league these days. Some proper clubs fighting to get back in to the Prem makes for some great games. Those in charge have nailed it with the playoff format too. They should monetize it further and make it easier to watch, seems like they’re missing a trick, I’m sure there would be plenty of fans that would sign up and pay a fair price for a quality streaming service."

"Yea it's a good league these days, and no VAR which you failed to mention. Wouldn't mind seeing a bit more of it, but would be relying on streams which I really don't like, they're all shit."

Its an entertaining competitive league Probably 2/3 have been in the PL in living memory and reckon about 18 of the 24 will think they have a promotion chance Millwall will get into a decent position and then bottle it as usual

Sammy Szmodics has hit the ground running again I see. Leeds v Portsmouth looks tasty

"Oi Splatty cսnt! It was the night shift so a 2 hour (minimum) before such cunty action? and as you have yourself just posted on said thread, i move you have in fact invalidated your own proposal. Now fuck off back in your box! Thank you"

DAVID SPLATT!

"My duties here extend to Official Lexicographer of Splatt! and as such I think its important that this thread be used to draw a distinction. We are all familiar with the SPLATT! where a contributor makes a post so mundane that after 1 hour no replies have been given, and a fellow user will contribute a 'SPLATT!' to draw attention to this. However, what has taken place here is something different. The user has posted his banality, sensed the loathing from fellow users, then sought to circumvent the SPLATT! rules by making a second post himself. I move that this technique is henceforth known as a 'DAVID SPLATT!' and is viewed as more serious than a plain 'SPLATT!'"

"Forgot the other game! LOL, Shefield United beat Preston 2-0. Second goal was a peach! Preston keeper threw the ball out, Sheffield player got it and instantly lobbed it over the keeper's head and into the goal, would never see that in the PL?"