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Which is better? Straight up 50/50 choice with no other biscuits in the mix. What are you picking? Bourbons for me.

Custard Creams - by some way.

"Custard creams. They are the only biscuit ever to have made it into space. FACT. They were first produced in Canning Town by D Weller & Sons and are therefore totally West Ham. FACT. Bourbons have more holes in the biscuit part meaning that you are short changed in the carbohydrate department. If you don't believe me, count them. FACT."

"If you were to create a league table out of the Family Circle biscuits, then both bourbons and custard creams would be in the bottom half, above the Nice and shortbreads."

"Can best a Malted Milk , Fig roll or a Jammie Dodger"

I bought a box of Animal crackers. On the outside of the box it said 'do not eat if seal is broken'. Opened it up and sure enough.

"Rich tea biscuit to go with your green tea, comma?"

"Both choices offered fall within the UPF category, steer clear."

A bit??

Bourbons Custard Creams are a bit sickly

"As for Jelly Babies - don't be taken in by the story of the removal of black ones - it's just an Internet myth. They still exist, even if they're actually meant to be purple (blackcurrant)."

Sir Leonard Hatred 2:44 Mon Aug 12

"Debs - I bought a packet of Fox's just last week, agree they are good but a bit chunky?"

I'm sorry but Bourbons are utter filth. Absolutely no question custard creams are the way to go

I Fox's ginger Crunch Creams trump both custard creams and Bourbons.

Bourbons - no contest really.

"I used to like those other creams, the ones associated with people in caravans who offer painting services or a barrow of tarmac at the end of the day... **cough**"

Garibaldi.

"When I was of school age (about this time last week according to some carefully wishing posters on here) black jelly babies were everybody's favourite and the first to disappear if you ever brought a pack into class to share around. Can see now why racism is so deep rooted in our multi-cultural society, innit? All that favouritism for (caricatures of) little black kids starting at such an impressionable age."

Manuel 9:12 Surely not. It reads so much like a parody.

M&S custard creams 50p a packet absolutely delish

"Same with black jelly babies.. 'Bassetts Sweets owners, Mondelēz International, have announced that they are removing black Jelly Babies from the packs of sweets. It is felt that in these diverse days it is unreasonable to have only one ethnic grouping, identified by colour, in a pack of sweets on sale to the general public.'"

"Same with black jelly babies.. 'Bassetts Sweets owners, Mondelēz International, have announced that they are removing black Jelly Babies from the packs of sweets. It is felt that in these diverse days it is unreasonable to have only one ethnic grouping, identified by colour, in a pack of sweets on sale to the general public.'"

"Fucking stupid, innit?"

"Yes, they are just known as Bourbons for a reason, Bourbon creams has a racial overtone attached to it."

You're more in touch than me. Why can't you say Bourbon creams? Because they're brown?