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"I don't like her. I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about her just gets my fucking goat. I'd like to beat her up."

Google tells me she is in the habit of expecting other passengers to move plane seats to suit her needs Starmer has announced that is now a 3 year prison sentence

"Turkish teeth, no tits, dark roots. No thanks."

Why would you want to beat her up? Do you normally go.aroiund hitting women you don't like? Very odd Joe Royal.....I think you are might be under selling yourself there .

Ill spunk all over her sheets - see if the Fairy Bio can remove my exquisite Gentleman's Gel.

"A blond bimbo who dresses up in white for a paint & play session with young kids advertising a laundry product? I can visualise her target audience right now, dragging their knuckles through the nearest low-cost/own brand supermarket, looking for such a product."

I haven't seen her in this advert so will reserve judgement but........on first glance I would!

I think you mean Annabelle Wallis Mcavennie.

https://youtu.be/FzMlJZBkXaY This woman? I can say that there are women I'd more like to slap around.

"Yeah, its an odd one. Not sure if I want to have mad passionate sex with her or punch in the gut. I can't quite get my head around it."

Wasn't she in Peaky Blinders? Not that it adds value to the point made

I wager she can fit her own fist in that gob

Can't stand her accent.

"Vogue Williams. Yeah, she reeks of upper middle class smugness and entitlement."

That made me chuckle joe royal 6:17 Mon Aug 12

Big Ronan will hunt you down

I’ll do it for £120