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Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 19:54
by Nick QQQ
Not really a surprise is it. Can't bend his legs. I can't imagine it was a very long medical. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ckg20z8170vo

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 17:29
by David L
"Just think, he would have been Moyes' captain this season"

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 14:21
by Mike Oxsaw
Is Zouma due a testimonial? If he is then the club can at least get the fans to cough up some of the money to fund his pay-off.

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 11:30
by Fauxstralian
If he cant pass a medical to play walking beach football in Saudi then he obviously isnt up to Premier league football Obviously we have told him to find another club so if he cant do that then he should retire Either way we need his wages off our books and a replacement with two working legs in

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 05:41
by Manuel
"Huffers 12:04 Tue Aug 13 ''Even as he is, he’s better than The Acropolis and The Moroccan Kitten'' Agreed. I've said I wouldn't be against Zouma staying, primarily because he is still better than the aforementioned disasters."

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 02:12
by gph
He's a remarkably good player for someone so clearly in physical difficulty. But what's between his ears can only compensate so much for what's between his thighs and shins. If he can communicate what's between his ears he might make a good coach.

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 01:51
by kylay
I remember the rumor on here at the time we signed him was that he didn't pass that medical and would never be able to pass a medical. He looks and moves like he's playing through pain.

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 00:29
by BillyJenningsBoots
On the ball Will they also take in to account the record number of goals we conceded last season....

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 00:25
by Jasnik
Thing is most people on here predicted he would fail his medical. So think the club were chancing their arm. I'd been interested if he would still pass our medical probably! :-(.

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 00:24
by Jaan Kenbrovin
Huffers 12:04 Tue Aug 13

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 00:04
by Huffers
"Even as he is, he’s better than The Acropolis and The Moroccan Kitten"

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 00:03
by On The Ball
"I take your point, but I suspect that the insurers might point out the 39 games he played for us last season - his most by seven over his other two seasons, I was surprised to read ;)"

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 22:34
by Jasnik
especially as he can clearly still play. --> think that is open to debate :-)

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 22:22
by On The Ball
They can't make him retire - especially as he can clearly still play. I reckon we'll release him and he'll join them anyway. His knees can't have been a surprise to them.

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 21:47
by Keep dreaming
"Haha, shoot the donkey and the cսnt that bought him in the first place"

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 20:37
by claypole
If its a permanent long term injury and he wont move to Uae. Can the club take an insurance payment and retire him?

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 20:24
by british is best
I'm pretty sure steitden knows what he's doing. He'll end up going on a pay as you play deal .

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 20:13
by El Scorchio
"Well, at least he's only got one year left on his contract so it's not a disaster and it's never harmful to have an extra body in case of injuries. However I wonder if anyone would be prepared to take him on loan for the season? Might find a taker to get a portion of his wages off the books at least."

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 20:04
by Dwight Van Mann
couldn't they stick a ringer in for the medical

Re: Zouma Failed Medical

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 20:01
by Far Cough
He runs like he's on stilts. Not surprised in the least that he failed the medical.