West Ham Online

"Which one of you filthy buggers was it this time? The WHO is now authorised to declare global health emergencies, this one is probably a trial run, but you are about to find out what the Fabian Society is all about."

"I suspect the biggest risk is to someone who has a confirmed preference to having sex with somebody in or against a tree. Not too many monkeys in Belvedere at the moment - think they've all fucked off over the river in search of their own Eldora-do; that is,a dilapidated abandoned lock-up in Upminster"

Stay in your mud hut without any ladyboys in attendance and you won't get infected you creep

"Given the symptoms, I can't see the government having any difficulty in rolling out social distancing again."

"I, for one, will be laying off the Um bongo for a while."

"Matthew Homes 12.43 ""Get fucked WHO"" Should imagine there are people on KUMB who've been saying that for ages Oh wrong one."

"What a fucking cesspit the Congo must be. First Aids, now this."

"Racist! Its MPOX these days don't you know! FFS... WHO changed the name from monkeypox to mpox due to “racist and stigmatizing language online” following the last global outbreak, with a number of individuals and countries raising concerns. Yeah yeah, world dogs, etc."

Didn’t they try this with monkeypox last year too? Duckers Been away and augmented it to get taken more seriously this time? Get fucked WHO

What has changed since they made the same declaration in 2022? It says different variant but isnt it still essentially spread the same way? Bottoms being penetrated.......

Joyos already queuing up to get his jabs

Sounds more like monkey bollocks to me! More social modeling for the sheep.

"I take it that for reasons of equality, the UK government are going to get the bunting & red carpet out for mpox and invite it in via a huge free concert in Hyde Park."

Someone fucked a MAGA imbecile

Pickle told me that Tex caught it off a deceased chimp??

Just in time for the election.

Starmer is probs WANKING furiously to this news

"Don't blame them, after seeing the way the vast majority of people became utter MELTS during, and after, covid. I'd be doing the same."

"There are monkeypox outbreaks relatively regularly of course, but I'm sure this time it's a big conspiracy."

vexed ...yeah you would know that seeing your at more risk of monkeypox than the rest of us

"Yep, this is just the rehearsal for the big one that's coming soon - bird flu. You know, the one that they've already invested zillions in and have a vaccine all ready to go."

Wasn't it the bummers spreading this around last time?

Wasn't it the bummers spreading this around last time?

"I caught it some weeks ago, its not so bad, just some mild itching around my arm pits."

Is this where the government ask the WHO to tell people to stop spanking the monkey (either in private or in public)?

(nt)