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For me it's hard to choose between Creed Aventus and Tom Ford oud wood. 

For those not on a 6 figure salary Lacost blanc is quite good. 

The Mont Blanc stuff is pretty decent, not too harsh on the wallet either.

My eldest got me Kenzo Homme a couple of Xmas ago. Very nice I thought. 

GSS , Kouros smelt of cat piss .

ludo21 wrote: ↑13 Sep 2024, 13:36 “Perfumed ponce”

Caroline Herrera 212  & Calvin Klein Eternity for me back in the day.
Kouros was also very popular I seem to recall.

Although I don't much bother with after shave these days I did receive a Mandate gift set for Xmas last year so may crack it open some day soon.


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Parfum L'homme. Bad gramatical mistake as L'homme is masculine. 

Correction

Fragrancies aren't the same after they stopped using animal glands in the musks. This made them linger longer. 

Not to get too nostalgic but scents deffinately bring back memories also when it comes to parfum de la femme. One fo my previous used to love Marc Jacobs. Every time I smell it it takes me back. 

 

Body Shops Mostly Musk I thought was brilliant and no idea what went through their heads when they stopped doing it. I see bottles that used to cost a few quid are selling for over 150 quid on eBay still.

You smell like a fishmonger, then?

Fucking bunch of homs. I always smell of fanny batter
from all my wenches - proper top boy me

ag ag ag ag

Nah but like those student poofs, I did used to steal thousands of quid’s worth and flog it for hundreds out of my boot in the pub car park at Christmas.

*I used to work in this field*

Saturday checkout boy at Boots...
 

I used to work in this field. I can see that hardly anyone here knows what they are talking about, yet speak like experts on the matter.

Manuel

It's out of your league, fella. Stick to your Old Spice, eh..? 

Hello Mrs Jones

I'll bow to your superior knowledge - I've always tended towards the quality end of the spectrum... 

Guilty Black
Thats a bit presumptively racist innit? 

He comes across like a right queen. Please let us know when you have made a decision on the Gucci guilty black.

Luke. Bet you smell like a whore's handbag

I use Gravité now, I'm thinking to try Gucci Guilty Black too.
Back in the day, before it was readily available everywhere, Aramis was unique and unbeatable - it was honestly like catnip for girls, it certainly helped me along on many a carnal adventure.
Cool Water is a good basic daytime wear, settles down in the background quite nicely. 

“Perfumed ponce”

It is a scam.

about 10% of the bottle is actually the production cost, the rest is marketing and commissions for selling it (and a big chunk of profit).

 

Davidoff cool water was a favourite back when, still got some left now and without meaning to go all Swiss if I do put some on it does transport me straight back.

Overall though I've always thought perfume/aftershave was all a big nonsense/scam, for men anyway - other people either can't smell it anyway or it wears off quickly, or if you put a heap on so others can smell it you become a bit of a figure of fun and get sarcastic comments.

XKhammer wrote: ↑12 Sep 2024, 23:57 What do the peado priests like who you never condemn you fucking wrong un
Most Eyeties are smelly fuckers anyway so need plenty of parfum 

Many moons ago I used to organise business travel for Estee Lauder who used to send me tons of free shit, and lots of that was Tom Ford. I'd never heard of it so just chucked it all away.
Anyway, quite partial to my Dolce & Gabanna K ...