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When the odious Son scored against us at Wembley him and the equally despicable Dele Ali started playing pat-a-cake like a couple of schoolgirls.

There is a funny video somewhere on You Tube where lower league players try the knee slide.  But their pitches aren't watered or as good so most end up in a heap face planting the turf!

Here it is, fucking infantile:

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The fishing one by Antonio was naff to.
 

"https://www.youtube.com/embed/31poTBZUxXc"

The one where Dion Dublin fell off a team mates back and broke his neck.

Harry Mong. Still can't work it out. Somebody care to explain?

Not that stupid or crass but I find Soucek's twirly, spinney celebration a bit cringey.

Every single one of them. Handshake, pat on the back that should be it, ah, jumpers for goalposts....

Alan Shearer, a goal against can't remember who, but Dyer went past two or three players out wide, put in a brilliant cross but everyone could see that he got horribly injured doing so. Shearer nodded in, Gallowgate end. ALL the Newcastle players rushed to Dyer to see how he was, apart from Shearer, who did his customary goal celebration in front of the home fans, most of whom were also looking to see how Dyer was.

Nothing like a team player....

Nigel Reo Coker's ear cup to the Bobby Moore stand back in the Pardew days.

We should have entertained the money Arsenal offered us after the Cup Final instead we held on to the poisonous little cսnt. 

I think that is the only time since I've supported the club that we kept a player we should have sold. As we all know we have a reputation of selling our best players, Not this time, NRC should have gone.

This Italian player who celebrated by headbutting through the dugout and got sent off -

I thought Antonio's cardboard cutout celebration was a bit shit.