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What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 02 Oct 2024, 18:19
by F 129 Row66
When the odious Son scored against us at Wembley him and the equally despicable Dele Ali started playing pat-a-cake like a couple of schoolgirls.

Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 07 Oct 2024, 14:21
by El Scorchio
Cole Palmer's is a bit cheesy. I'm not a fan of when someone decides to have a 'signature' celebration. Just celebrate naturally rather than thinking what you'll do to be 'on brand'. I actually didn't mind some of Antonio's silly ones. The Homer Simpson one amused me.

I guess Shearer's turned into a signature celebration but clearly it was his natural reaction. I did really like his just running with an arm or two arms aloft and a smile. Classic. And for my money still the best centre forward to play in the premier league.


Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 07 Oct 2024, 12:52
by Massive Attack
Bowens weird dj spiderman one, it's fucking naff. Very few really understand the in-joke and constantly being reminded of it because he regularly finds the back of the net is irritating as fuck. Please come up with a better more amusing one because I don't think I can stomach seeing it once more, let alone another 200 times as that's clearly how many he's going to score for us. Xx



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Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 07 Oct 2024, 12:18
by Mad Ferret
The Bullard one was mustard.

Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 07 Oct 2024, 12:17
by El Scorchio
Ketsbaia
Bullard imitating Phil Brown
 

Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 07 Oct 2024, 10:34
by Pav BML
Troy Deeney scoring a penalty against us a few years ago at ours and then proceeding to do a full knee slide in front of our end like he scored a 30 yard screamer, completely stacking it and then booting out the corner flag to ride it out. The same guy who doesn't see Kane as being much better than him...

Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 15:15
by cup of tea
Opposition 
Keanes roll poly shooting 
Us
Kudos sitting on advertising hoardings 

Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 15:08
by Pub Bigot
Tony Adams lifting Steve Morrow up, only to drop him and break his collarbone after they’d won a cup has to be up there

Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 14:58
by Chip Shop Charlie
Robbie Fowler snorting the 18 yard line springs to mind

Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 12:44
by North Bank
Antonio and his cardboard cut out, even now I'm cringing as I type

Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 12:32
by Iron Duke
Last season, when Man Utd played us and copied Kudus’s sit on the hoarding celebration. Get your own celebration you unoriginal twats.

Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 12:12
by Fat, Bald n 50
Perry Nium" wrote: 03 Oct 2024, 00:42 Yes, I hated the boy band thing.
I remember the Brazilian team pretending to rock a baby, which was shit too.
That happened once IIRC and it was to acknowledge the birth of a players son

Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 03:59
by Far Cough UKunt
That clawing like a Tiger thing that them Hull fans do. Proper cringe that.

Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 00:42
by Perry Nium
Yes, I hated the boy band thing.
I remember the Brazilian team pretending to rock a baby, which was shit too.

Re: What is the most stupid goal celebration you have seen?

Posted: 02 Oct 2024, 18:29
by violator
Our lot pretending to play instruments must be up there