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Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 08:54
by joe royal
Have a good one.
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 10 Oct 2024, 09:23
by Nurse Ratched
Nice!
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 10 Oct 2024, 08:02
by Hammer and Pickle
Plenty of boletus in the woods today

Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 13:29
by Nurse Ratched
Good luck.
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 13:19
by Hammer and Pickle
There are plenty this year by all accounts. Only I seem to have gone to the wrong woods this time. Will try a different direction tomorrow.
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 13:05
by Nurse Ratched
=12.35px"No. Just had a nice stroll in the woods. No mushrooms this time though"
Try again in a week or two. Or three. Things seem a bit delayed this year. I'm only now seeing butterflies and wasps, for example.
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 08:07
by Pub Bigot
Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑04 Oct 2024, 08:04
No. Just had a nice stroll in the woods. No mushrooms this time though.
Have you had a vodka breakfast and do you read Das Kapital?
No Vodka for me, Pickle. I'm on a train to a London and that just wouldn't be proper etiquette.
I have read Das Capital though, not recently albeit. Not the best book to read when you're having a long poo.
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 08:04
by Hammer and Pickle
No. Just had a nice stroll in the woods. No mushrooms this time though.
Have you had a vodka breakfast and do you read Das Kapital?
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 07:41
by Pub Bigot
Happy birthday, Pickle.
Is it a Vodka breakfast and a read of Das Capital this morning?
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 07:34
by Hammer and Pickle
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 05:19
by Monsieur merde de cheval
My hero..
My compass bearing
You are everything I wish to be .
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 04 Oct 2024, 02:01
by Mike Oxsaw
XKhammer wrote: ↑03 Oct 2024, 14:34
If that was the case with you Oxbore you would be 200 years old
Being "Old" still your go-to insult of choice, I see.
Like the man you are, you'll be choosing the other option, won't you?
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 22:39
by Sir Alf
Happy Birthday Pickle

Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 22:22
by riosleftsock
Happy Birthday Gopnik!
Hope you had a great day
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 20:31
by MaryMillingtonsGhost
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 18:53
by Far Cough UKunt
You're Greta Garbo, and I claim first prize.
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 18:31
by Hammer and Pickle
I only drink vodka alone

Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 18:27
by Leonard Hatred
Many wodka at bench
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 16:59
by Hammer and Pickle
https://i.postimg.cc/d3XDkW89/IMG-7127.jpg
Cheers Joe - thank you all, especially you Gank, you’re proper old school WHO and great value!
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 14:34
by XKhammer
If that was the case with you Oxbore you would be 200 years old
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 14:24
by Mike Oxsaw
Does he not, like proper royalty, have 2 birthdays?
One being the actual day he was born, and the other - for proper celebration - when it's not rainy season over the BENCH?
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 13:42
by Nutsin
I always though his birthday was April 1st
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 13:33
by Nurse Ratched
Gank wrote: ↑03 Oct 2024, 12:48
The only thing happy about this birthday is that the prick is another year closer to death.
Arf! Mean.
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 13:26
by Pshyco scored all 4
Happy birthday hammer and pickle.
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 13:24
by Mad Ferret
What is the point of wishing happy birthday to a nonce-apologist cսnt?
Just seems like a thread for thread’s sake.
I suppose at least he might not feel the need to post his usual drivel today seeing as this thread might have given him the daily dose of attention he craves.
Re: Happy birthday to Hammer & Pickle.
Posted: 03 Oct 2024, 13:22
by Leavemyarcelona
Gank wrote: ↑03 Oct 2024, 12:48
The only thing happy about this birthday is that the prick is another year closer to death.