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Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 05 Oct 2024, 05:17
by Coffee one sugar
CRYSTAL PALACE vs LIVERPOOL (1230)
Palace find themselves in the bottom three having accumulated three draws alongside their three defeats so far. Meanwhile, Liverpool are top. Oh dear. Away win.

ARSENAL vs SOUTHAMPTON (1500)
If you thought things were bad for Palace, just see Southampton’s record: five defeats and one draw. And Arsenal, their hosts today, are one point below the leaders. Oh dear again. Home win.

BRENTFORD vs WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS (1500)
And the repetition goes on. If you thought life was tough for the Saints and for Palace, spare a thought for Wolves. Bottom. Same record as Southampton, but a marginally worse goal difference. Happily, they don’t have to do battle with a top three side. Still, when all can do is to look up, even Brentford is a prospect to make you look down, particularly during the first 60 seconds. Home win.

LEICESTER CITY vs BOURNEMOUTH (1500)
It looked so close to a highly creditable point at Arsenal last week. But then injury time – four minutes and nine minutes – came to bite Leicester on the backside and spoil what would have been an excellent afternoon. Can the Foxes recover from that disappointment against the Cherries this afternoon? Maybe. Draw.

MANCHESTER CITY vs FULHAM (1500)
With a little more luck, Fulham could have been going into this in the top four where their hosts not unexpectedly find themselves. It will take a whole lot of luck to get anything from their visit to the Etihad this afternoon, though. Home win.

WEST HAM UNITED vs IPSWICH TOWN (1500)
Well done to the Tractor Boys for progress to date. Unlike their hosts, they’ve really showed guts and their current 15 th place is a better return from six games than many would have expected - particularly when those six games include Man C, Liverpool and Villa. As for ourselves, we can look forward to Antonio and Ings featuring in attack – Fullkrug is injured – possibly with the underestimated Soucek in support. It would be good to see Summerville giving them wing power from the start. He’s been particularly impressive since moving south. What’s with Kudus’s attitude? And Paqueta? The mighty Hammers could give Hollywood Housewives a run for their money. Let’s hope they give Ipswich a good thrashing today. It’s about time, isn’t it. Home win. 
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EVERTON vs NEWCASTLE UNITED (1730)
The Toffees managed a much-celebrated first victory of the season against Palace last time. But Newcastle will be eager to return to the top four, and where better to do that but at Goodison? Away win. 


*SUNDAY*

ASTON VILLA vs MANCHESTER UNITED (1400)
Villa’s start to the season has been particularly impressive, with just one defeat from their opening six games. Home advantage and opponents with confidence wounded and the manager’s future very much in doubt should be enough for them to see off Man U. Home win.

CHELSEA vs NOTTINGHAM FOREST (1400)
Chelsea have scored more goals than any other side in the top flight. So far. But Forest’s generosity to opponents has been miserly and the Blues will do well to keep a close eye on their visitors’ breaks. Red light spells danger. Home win.

BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION vs TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR (1630)
Together, these two have more goals scored and conceded than any other game this weekend. So their should be goals at the Amex this afternoon. It’s hard to say who will score more, but this should be a good game. Draw. 


*CHAMPIONSHIP*

A last gasp equaliser saw the Black Cats salvage a point from visiting Leeds and solidify their top of the table spot. But Burnley, in second and just two points behind, host lowly Preston in one of the early fixtures can replace this this afternoon. Millwall visit previous leaders West Brom, while Sheffield Utd take on poorly Luton. QPR, Pompey and Cardiff fill the bottom three. Middlesboro, always a strong and always a losing bet for promotion, sit just outside the play-off places and travel to Watford, themselves one place below. The table is characteristically tight so there could be some significant movement today.


CRY v LIV
ARS v SOU
BRE v WOL
LEI v BOU
MCY v FUL
WHU v IPS
EVE v NEW

AST v MNU
CHE v FOR
BHA v TOT

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 08 Oct 2024, 11:52
by Manuel
Mad Ferret" wrote: 08 Oct 2024, 11:01 Seeing as your “Mrs” is a hulking ladyboy with hands like shovels, I’m sure “she” could’ve handled these so-called scraps for you.
Shut up ferret, you're dull. Come back to me when you have got a personality and something worthwhile to say.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 08 Oct 2024, 11:01
by Mad Ferret
Seeing as your “Mrs” is a hulking ladyboy with hands like shovels, I’m sure “she” could’ve handled these so-called scraps for you.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 07 Oct 2024, 17:06
by Manuel
Made it back from Vietnam today after having THREE separate scraps at the airport there on way back to BKK, mrs not too happy. Could have ended up doing a bit of time in the shovel there with my finger nails being pulled off :-)

Watched our game in the bar and as usual there were some Irons knocking about, always meet West Ham fans everywhere, they also had Arsenal on and only one cսnt was watching it.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 07 Oct 2024, 06:17
by Mike Oxsaw
Sydney_Iron wrote: 07 Oct 2024, 04:36 The Spurs implosion was enjoyable, let's just hope they can carry this kind of form on to our game?

But now another international fucking break so another 2 weeks of shit games and pointless friendlies, for all the belly aching the big clubs do about fixture congestion surely, they can vent at UEFA/FIFA for scheduling so many breaks in the season for this shit? 
It's not really a break though, is it. The better/more important players are not being rested.

It should be called what it actually is - an International Diversion.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 07 Oct 2024, 04:36
by Sydney_Iron
The Spurs implosion was enjoyable, let's just hope they can carry this kind of form on to our game?

But now another international fucking break so another 2 weeks of shit games and pointless friendlies, for all the belly aching the big clubs do about fixture congestion surely, they can vent at UEFA/FIFA for scheduling so many breaks in the season for this shit? 

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 07 Oct 2024, 03:15
by Mike Oxsaw
El Scorchio" wrote: 06 Oct 2024, 18:25 2-0 to 2-3. 

hahahahahaaha

Never change spurs, never change. 
Bum Boy Bar Boys beat Bagel Bashers.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 18:54
by Leatherhead Hammer
Half time : Brighton 0-2 Spurs
Full time :Brighton 3-2 Spurs
HAhaha hAAAAAAA!!!

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 18:45
by Manuel
Oh dear. That's a tough one to sit on for two weeks. Love it.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 18:37
by Hammer and Pickle
Ha ha ha! How spectacularly tame.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 18:27
by Fauxstralian
An utter disaster for Tottenham 
Good innit?

Not sure Solanke touched the ball even when they were on top
I know he was injured during the back end of last season but surprised Mitoma is still at Brighton. Very talented 

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 18:27
by Mike Oxsaw
El Scorchio" wrote: 06 Oct 2024, 18:25 2-0 to 2-3. 

hahahahahaaha

Never change spurs, never change. 
Oh! My, my. Somebody please help me hold my sides together. 🤣🤣🤣

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 18:25
by El Scorchio
2-0 to 2-3. 

hahahahahaaha

Never change spurs, never change. 

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 18:24
by Iron Duke
If I’ve learnt one thing, it’s to take the joyous moments when they come, and not to worry about the next game.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 18:23
by Mad Ferret
Feet,

Remember that Slowanke is class whereas Bowen is rubbish.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 18:17
by twoleftfeet
Solanke

So Wankie

England player? 😆😆

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 18:12
by nychammer
This is both amusing and a tad concerning, we don’t want to be playing a wounded animal with point to prove. Spurs are generally more beatable when they are smug and full of themselves 

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 18:07
by Mad Ferret
3-2 now.

Still think Spurs will get something though.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 18:05
by Mike Oxsaw
Fauxstralian wrote: 06 Oct 2024, 17:50 Tottenham dominant first half 
Thrown away 2 goals in 15 mins
2-2 All gone SPURSY
 
2-2 you say?

OK.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 17:50
by Fauxstralian
Tottenham dominant first half 
Thrown away 2 goals in 15 mins
2-2 All gone SPURSY

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 06 Oct 2024, 15:37
by Mad Ferret
JWP sent off for Forest.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 05 Oct 2024, 23:13
by goose
Couple of observations from today:

Fulham looked really good in defeat at Man City. Marco Silva is an excellent coach.

Dibling @ Southampton is a fantastic prospect.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 05 Oct 2024, 13:50
by Leonard Hatred
Fuck off Keep dreaming you miserable cսnt.

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 05 Oct 2024, 12:32
by Keep dreaming
Oh FFS, offside goal after 1 min

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 05 Oct 2024, 12:30
by Keep dreaming
Apart from a win for WHU today, i would really appreciate a CP win against the victims up north

Re: Saturday (& weekend) football

Posted: 05 Oct 2024, 09:10
by goose
Looking forward to watching Everton v Newcastle later.

Everton appear to have turned a bit of a corner.